Seriously though- Can I talk about my gaseous booty? SHEESH- MY MUSICAL BUTT! How can that much wind be CONTAINED inside one chick? I fart ALL DAY LONG- and no matter how hard I try, I can't keep them quiet! They are so enourmously loud, people give me that, "Did that come out of YOU?" Look- like 10 times a day! The wierd part is- the are completely odorless! (Really! they don't smell at ALL!) but try telling that to the prudish old lady next to me in the grocery store- who looked at me in horror and nearly RAN out the door when I accidently let one rip next to her! (I've never seen someone with a walker move so fast!) I felt so bad- I wanted to call after her that they don't smell, but she was long gone. Oh Well. : She wouldn't have believed me anyway.
Because the thing is, I'm not farting as often, but I no longer have the ability to contain it! This is the REAL reason I'm on early maternity leave!
Thanks for this thread ladies, I feel so lucky to have found it!