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post #121 of 567
10/17/07 at 8:42am
Bwahahahaha, I already knew what it was before--in college we'd look up things to try and gross each other out--but I have to say I. didn't. want. to. remember. it!!!

Hot carls are up there in the grossness factor of 187263405187629435619824365189162345871629356 to the factor of 10825602834605817263405260394762093562093!!!!!!

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post #122 of 567
10/17/07 at 9:43am
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Originally Posted by CowsRock View Post
Ok, I'm going to resist googling the term. The overwhelming number of hurling smilies are enough to make me accept that this is knowledge I don't want.
ditto! haha
post #123 of 567
10/17/07 at 9:53am
I think pooping in labor depends more on when you last went than whether or not your are medicated. With my first, I had loose stools in early labor and was cleared out by the time I got to pushing. With the 2nd I'd been so constipated that I...umm...pooped in the pool at the end of labor. And you know what? I didn't even care...I was even telling them where to find the fish aquarium net to fish it out with. (I didn't buy one specifically for the purpose...they actually used our regular net...the one we used for the aquarium )

Christa
post #124 of 567
10/17/07 at 11:38am
I asked dh what it was....he has this strange talent of knowing all these things (would you believe I didn't even know what a "cameltoe" was until he enlightened me a few nights ago!??). I have no idea where he gets his knowledge.

But in this case, even he didn't know.....so that makes me doubly scared to find out! I am the type of person that cannot watch a scary movie alone....not even comic book type stuff (I cannot watch "Heroes" without dh!). I have a feeling that this would be a similar thing--I'd need someone nearby to help me through it!

So, since I've lived well without that knowledge for nearly 30 years now, I guess I shall resist the tug of curiosity.
post #125 of 567
10/17/07 at 7:03pm
I was just on the phone with really bad heartburn. I was leaving a voice mail-and I BURPED ON THEIR VOICEMAIL!!

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post #126 of 567
10/17/07 at 7:10pm
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
But in this case, even he didn't know.....so that makes me doubly scared to find out!
He would probably know it by its other term, "Cleveland Steamer," because I'd heard of that one before but forgot what it was and promptly remembered when my friend looked it up and explained the whole thing to me. So, if you're feeling daring, ask him what a Cleveland Steamer is.

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I was just on the phone with really bad heartburn. I was leaving a voice mail-and I BURPED ON THEIR VOICEMAIL!!

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I am WEEPING with laughter.
post #127 of 567
10/17/07 at 7:11pm
Karen, I laughed until I had tears! That was great!

I laugh because the other night, I turned to kiss my husband good-night and let out a man-belch right in his face! I felt so bad, but at the same time sooooo relieved!
post #128 of 567
10/17/07 at 11:42pm
You know what's really frustrating? When you run a nice, hot bath....the first real relaxing soak you've had in nearly a month. You run it deep and hot, unwrap one of the really nice bath bombs you've been hoarding, sink back and sigh deeply.....then let out a huge, lethal fart! The foulest time-bomb imaginable...the kind that makes the neighbor's dogs start barking.

Totally leveled the room. Really nice bath bomb was completely wasted...by a different kind of bomb!


And, as if that wasn't enough, 2 minutes later, I sneezed twice and pee'd a little. So now I'm in a hot, steamy room with putrid air and pee water. Such a pleasant bathing experience. And such a difficult decision--do I just give up, drain the tub, wash my hair and mutter "we live to bathe another day," or do I shrug it off and soak in my own waste?

I can't decide whether to feel really ashamed or a tiny bit proud that I decided to soak awhile.....:
post #129 of 567
10/18/07 at 12:17am
This is the best thread in the world. How often do I say that? I really mean it. Farting in the shower is awful, because the stench hangs in the steamy air. I'm sure your stinky bath was relaxing, though, if it could relax such a huge toot out of ya.

So today my hubby called on his way home from work, and we often shower together when we can manage it. I told him to hurry home because I was "pungent" and really needed to be sanitized. He got home and gave me a hug and kiss and said I didn't smell that bad. I said, "Smell my armpit." And he did.

He pulled away with a DISGUSTED look and said I smelled like a Tupperware of crusty food that had been left to rot in the car overnight.

Ah, love.
post #130 of 567
10/18/07 at 12:24am
you know your DH loves you when you call him at work and ask him to bring you tums and preparation H - and not only does he not even skip a beat before saying ok, but when he brings the goodies home, they're both "extra strength" formulas!!!

and i've been wondering if my pg is having a negative impact on the environment with all the extra laundry and toilet flushing i've had to do the past couple of months.... thank goodness it's cooled down in the NE!
post #131 of 567
10/18/07 at 12:58pm
Oh ladies, look here - we have a fan club!
post #132 of 567
10/18/07 at 1:07pm
Woo HOO!!!!! WE are famous!!!!
post #133 of 567
10/18/07 at 1:35pm
Thread Starter 
LMAO.
post #134 of 567
10/18/07 at 1:39pm
Thread Starter 
Ok this isnt a bodily function, but just as gross-

I just ate a extra value meal from McDonalds, french fries, chicken nuggets, and drink...

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I am still hungry.

Starving actually.

Usually empty calories last a few minutes!!!
post #135 of 567
10/18/07 at 2:00pm
OMG that is AWESOME that we have a fan club!

I noticed that they mentioned last weeks South Park- I was afraid to mention that here because I thought it would be inappropriate...but what the hey? I have two teenagers- so South Park is a regular part of my life...

Okay- did anybody see it? When they talked about not traveling during your 'TURD TRIMESTER'- I thought I was going to die...

And the men- ooohing and ahhhing over the ultrasound of the giant poo- I couldn't help but think what excellent timing on the part of South Park! Trey Parker and Matt Stone must have been reading our thread...

Oh- and hows this for gross- last week at my midwife appt.- I forgot to use the wipey thingie before I peed in the cup- and when I looked into the cup after I peed- it was all milky with creamy discharge!!!! :Puke
I was HORRIFIED!!!! But I had already peed as much as I could- so I couldn't give another sample!!! I had to put that NASTY, CONTAMINATED cup of befouled cream-of-PEE-PEE in the receptacle! I was so embarrassed! They must think I'm the queen of Crotch Funk! Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!! I guess those pubic wipies serve a purpose after all...
post #136 of 567
10/18/07 at 3:52pm
bluesymama, you are too much.

But re: the fan club: AAAUUUUUGH!!!! :
post #137 of 567
10/18/07 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by transformed View Post
Ok this isnt a bodily function, but just as gross-

I just ate a extra value meal from McDonalds, french fries, chicken nuggets, and drink...

and


I am still hungry.

Starving actually.

Usually empty calories last a few minutes!!!

Welcome to my world. I can eat, eat and eat. Yesterday I inhaled a Spinach Calzone. I could have eaten more-but I was too embarrased.
post #138 of 567
10/18/07 at 5:24pm
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I could have eaten more-but I was too embarrased.
I am actually rather impressed by my superhuman ability to eat.

Sometimes my jaw gets tired though.



But it sucked today because I dont have the energy to grocery shop so I sit here being hungry.
post #139 of 567
10/18/07 at 6:21pm
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Originally Posted by transformed View Post
But it sucked today because I dont have the energy to grocery shop so I sit here being hungry.
OMG that happened to me today!!!! I am sitting here at work with a Snickers ice cream bar craving-however I'm too lazy to waddle the one block it takes to go get one!!!
post #140 of 567
10/18/07 at 7:01pm
Hi there to our Stinky Fanclub!

I had my husband nearly in tears today. I ended up with some pretty severe round ligament pain and went to go lay down to ease the belly pressure and my very sweet concerned husband followed me to the bed. He offered to do "something, anything" for me. I still had my tennis shoes on and I asked him to take them off for me. Lately my feet have stunk to high heaven, and he knows it. He almost cried at me that me asking him to take my stinky shoes off was THEE worst thing I could ever ask him to do.

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He took them off for me, and then tucked me into bed for a nap *sigh* I really really love my husband!
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