Its stinky TMI - Page 9

[transformed]

Originally Posted by clintonhillmama

ummmm....do you ladies know anything about female ejaculation?

....because either i experienced it for the first time last night.....

-OR-

....i peed all over dh:.

only funny remarks necessary, i can't believe i'm even admitting this!

at least we've determined that my water's not broken!

Was it pee or female ejaculation? There is a difference. And usually you can smell it if its pee!

I dont think the second item is a bad thing, I think its a GREAT thing! Peeing during sex is just inevitable at some point in your life, Its really really normal.

[minsca]

Originally Posted by clintonhillmama

ummmm....do you ladies know anything about female ejaculation?

....because either i experienced it for the first time last night.....

-OR-

....i peed all over dh:.

only funny remarks necessary, i can't believe i'm even admitting this!

at least we've determined that my water's not broken!

Hey I did this the other day... I think I've convinced my DH that it was ejeculate not pee, but to be honest I'm not positive myself. But I'd rather him think that it was because he was soo 'good' rather then believe that I peed on him.

[clintonhillmama]

you'd think at this point i would know my body well enough to differentiate b/w pee and ejaculate... but honestly, neither of us could tell. my pee is so watered down from all the water i've been drinking, so that's clear and odorless. and i've been so...ahem... *moist* down there for months, so that's clear and odorless.

when it happened, my mind was somewhere else.... and i was so freaked out when i realized what was happening.... oy!

(but i have to admit, i think it was pee too.)

(but it still felt really good )

[SheBear]

Well, gosh! This link is actually making me feel a LOT better! Maybe I can get over my long-held trauma yet!

[transformed]

omg you googled female ejaculaation, : what else came up? (JK)

I love the internet. :

[clintonhillmama]

Originally Posted by SheBear

Well, gosh! This link is actually making me feel a LOT better! Maybe I can get over my long-held trauma yet!

me too - except for the part about the british film council disbelieving its existence - how dare they!!!

[SheBear]

Originally Posted by transformed

omg you googled female ejaculaation, : what else came up? (JK)

I love the internet. :

I got lucky--this time! The Wikipedia link was the first link, and I was afraid to look any further! I need to be more careful....it would be a lot "safer" if I just went straight to wikipedia first from now on!

[bluesymama]

Yeah....
I really wish I had done that when I looked up the 'Hot Carl' thing...

Wikipedia probably would have been a lot less traumatizing...

Female ejaculation vs. peeing? I don't think I would know the difference either! It has been extra hard to hold in my pee lately- so if I wasn't afraid to let my Man down there before- I sure as heck am now!

By the way....Mmemuffin: Now every time I see the spitdrink smiley- it looks like he's drinking his own spit to me, too! Ewwww!
(You crack me up!!!!)

[YummyYumYumMama]

Note to self... never read this thread while eating... I nearly choked.

[transformed]

I saw that there were new posts on here yesterday night while I was eating a chocolate bar and I thought "Do I really want to ruin perfectly good chocolate?" and I skipped over it and read my other stuff.

[clintonhillmama]

Originally Posted by clintonhillmama

(but i have to admit, i think it was pee too.)

further discussion with dh revealed that this was not his first experience with "FE" he told me that the ejaculate was clear & odorless then, too - and the woman didn't even know that it had happened!

i think the pg may have caused it - all that pressure on my lady parts - so i've changed my mind & now i think that it wasn't pee

i'm sure you care!

[majormajor]

first, this thread is beautiful.

i'm not in your DDC, but i wanted to share a good website for looking up the likes of hot carl: www.urbandictionary.com

ok, carry on then.

[Elsaraw]

This is gross so I thought it ought to go here.
I still like sleeping on my back, for a little while at least then I have to turn.
Well, apparently, I spent too long on my back last night and threw up on myself while sleeping and was SO dizzy.
Yuck.

[Lizzardbits]

Ok, there is definately an increase in the pungency of my "earthy musky" va-jay-jay scent. I can definately smell it and of course the cat can too. The cat came up on the bed today and gave my crotch a sniff and then decided to mark her own scent on my feet by rubbing her mouth on them---weird--she's never sniffed my crotch and rarely marks me as her human.

However, I did catch her licking the outside of the toilet bowl yesterday--GROSS!

[guest9921]

Just a TMI -

while pregnant - its never been urine for me.
I even asked my OB about it last pregnancy, and she assured me that it was completely normal to experience female ejaculation in pregnancy.
All the extra fluid retention - she said.

[SheBear]

Oooh, I have a cat story to share!

We were outside on Saturday--perfectly glorious day! I was sitting on a patio chair watching the kids play, and one of our cats jumped up in my lap, settled down all comfy-cozy and started snoozing and purring. Really, the day couldn't have been more beautiful!

And then I had to fart. The sound woke the cat, she jumped up, arched her back for a moment, then didn't see any threat to her safety, so she slowly started to settle back down into my lap.....at just about the same moment that the stench was starting to drift upward!

That poor kitty caught one whiff and promptly jumped down.......and started scratching the ground, trying to bury the smell! :

[HoneymoonBaby]

Originally Posted by SheBear

Oooh, I have a cat story to share!

We were outside on Saturday--perfectly glorious day! I was sitting on a patio chair watching the kids play, and one of our cats jumped up in my lap, settled down all comfy-cozy and started snoozing and purring. Really, the day couldn't have been more beautiful!

And then I had to fart. The sound woke the cat, she jumped up, arched her back for a moment, then didn't see any threat to her safety, so she slowly started to settle back down into my lap.....at just about the same moment that the stench was starting to drift upward!

That poor kitty caught one whiff and promptly jumped down.......and started scratching the ground, trying to bury the smell! :

I love cat stories! I love fart stories! This is the best of both worlds! Thanks for the laugh.

[starry_mama]

Ok, I have a question about sex too. : The other day, DH and I DTD, and afterwords, I had to pee REALLY REALLY BADLY, but I couldn't go. Seriously, I thought I was going to die. Standing, sitting, lifting belly, dropping belly, leaning forward, leaning back ,etc, didn't help. Finally, I had to sit in the tub with warm water, and pee. In my own bath. Which was totally gross, but I didn't care, because I really had to pee.

What the heck was that about? I'm scared to have sex again because of that.

[clintonhillmama]

Originally Posted by starry_mama

Ok, I have a question about sex too. : The other day, DH and I DTD, and afterwords, I had to pee REALLY REALLY BADLY, but I couldn't go. Seriously, I thought I was going to die. Standing, sitting, lifting belly, dropping belly, leaning forward, leaning back ,etc, didn't help. Finally, I had to sit in the tub with warm water, and pee. In my own bath. Which was totally gross, but I didn't care, because I really had to pee.

What the heck was that about? I'm scared to have sex again because of that.

maybe the contracting of your uterus made it hard to go?

if it makes you feel any better, everytime i get into the bath, i have the overwhelming urge to pee. and sometimes, i'm too lazy to get up and use the toilet. i figure wtf? i have a quick shower after the bath!

[eilonwy]

The only time that happened to me, I had a UTI. Cranberry cleared it right up.