OMG, I finally had to see why this thread had made it to ten pages...all I can say is, I am so proud to be part of this DDC!
I have no such weirdness going on. I can still reach to wipe and pee in a cup. My pee smells normal. I am not constipated. My poop has never shifted to transverse while on its way out. My vulva/vagina/yoni does not stink, although it does smell a bit different. I have not had any discharge. I have no cat stories, because if I had had a cat, my dog would have eaten her my now.
I do have a little dog story. I always sleep naked (helps air out my girl parts) and this morning when I got up, my dog walked over to me and stuck his nose in my (naked) crotch. He got a very bewildered look on his face, cocked his head, and looked very concerned. Then he "harrumphed" and made a quick retreat for his bed. Poor kid. If only he knew what strange smells he has to look forward to.