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post #181 of 567
10/22/07 at 8:54pm
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Originally Posted by clintonhillmama View Post



ummmm....do you ladies know anything about female ejaculation?

....because either i experienced it for the first time last night.....

-OR-

....i peed all over dh:.

only funny remarks necessary, i can't believe i'm even admitting this!

at least we've determined that my water's not broken!
The only reason I know the difference is I push and squeeze, DH says I (tmi) tighten and then he feels the moisture.

IME Pee leaves stains, FE doesn't.
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post #182 of 567
10/22/07 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by Nursingmama05 View Post
The only reason I know the difference is I push and squeeze, DH says I (tmi) tighten and then he feels the moisture.

IME Pee leaves stains, FE doesn't.
My FE has left a white stain-is that bad? Sometimes it doesn't leave a stain though.
post #183 of 567
10/23/07 at 7:40am
As far as the peeing in the bath, when I was going through my bout of reoccuring UTIs, THEE only way that I could pee with out peeing a flame-thrower was sitting in a clear warm water bath. It still hurt, but it didn't make me want to leap out of my skin. So I'd sit, read, drink cranberry juice, and pee over and over. Then I'd get up and soap up all areas of my body that was in the water, except my yoni (soap there during UTI *shudders*) and rinse off. It was gross--geez, I haven't even told my husband this--but it was the only relief I had during my UTIs.
post #184 of 567
10/23/07 at 9:21am
OMG, I finally had to see why this thread had made it to ten pages...all I can say is, I am so proud to be part of this DDC!

I have no such weirdness going on. I can still reach to wipe and pee in a cup. My pee smells normal. I am not constipated. My poop has never shifted to transverse while on its way out. My vulva/vagina/yoni does not stink, although it does smell a bit different. I have not had any discharge. I have no cat stories, because if I had had a cat, my dog would have eaten her my now.

I do have a little dog story. I always sleep naked (helps air out my girl parts) and this morning when I got up, my dog walked over to me and stuck his nose in my (naked) crotch. He got a very bewildered look on his face, cocked his head, and looked very concerned. Then he "harrumphed" and made a quick retreat for his bed. Poor kid. If only he knew what strange smells he has to look forward to.
post #185 of 567
10/23/07 at 9:43am
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Originally Posted by MoreThanApplesauce View Post
I always sleep naked (helps air out my girl parts) and this morning when I got up, my dog walked over to me and stuck his nose in my (naked) crotch. He got a very bewildered look on his face, cocked his head, and looked very concerned. Then he "harrumphed" and made a quick retreat for his bed. Poor kid. If only he knew what strange smells he has to look forward to.
LOL. That's awesome.
post #186 of 567
10/23/07 at 1:23pm
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Originally Posted by expectantmami View Post
My FE has left a white stain-is that bad? Sometimes it doesn't leave a stain though.
I've never had mine leave stains, they're might be some other juice that leaves white marks on the sheets but they always come out.
post #187 of 567
10/23/07 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by MoreThanApplesauce View Post

I have no such weirdness going on. I can still reach to wipe and pee in a cup. My pee smells normal. I am not constipated. My poop has never shifted to transverse while on its way out. My vulva/vagina/yoni does not stink, although it does smell a bit different. I have not had any discharge.
are you sure you're pregnant???

i'm jealous!!!
post #188 of 567
10/23/07 at 9:18pm
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Originally Posted by clintonhillmama View Post
are you sure you're pregnant???

i'm jealous!!!
I can still wipe too, but it's quite the sight trying to work with the belly and a toddler who is potty (and genital obsessed right now.
post #189 of 567
10/23/07 at 9:22pm
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Originally Posted by Nursingmama05 View Post
I can still wipe too, but it's quite the sight trying to work with the belly and a toddler who is potty (and genital obsessed right now.
now you're just bragging!
post #190 of 567
10/23/07 at 9:47pm
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Originally Posted by clintonhillmama View Post
now you're just bragging!
haha I won't be able to wipe for much longer! I have to sit on the toilet sideways to be able to wipe
post #191 of 567
10/23/07 at 11:58pm
I am about to poop for the second day in a row, and that THRILLS me. YAYYYYYY!!!!! Pooping TWO DAYS IN A ROW? It's the best gift ever! I thought this week would be awful since I'm at my parents' house and away from my psyllium husk, but apparently my childhood home, site of the worst constipation I've ever had, makes my pregnant bowels wanna release. Hey, I'll take it!
post #192 of 567
10/24/07 at 5:01pm
OK I don't feel so bad about my stinkiness--I was exposed twice to an incredible almighty RANK STANK today. -Well used ladies restroom- Hubby and I went out to see a movie today, and the theater was busy. I HAD to use the restroom before the movie and there was both a line entering and leaving the 30+ stall restroom. Um, Yeah. musky-poopy-urine-period topped with fake apple scent smell times a bazillion!

And, yes, I really had to go again right after the movie. Was about enough to make one's eyes water!

I like my stink now
post #193 of 567
10/26/07 at 9:28am
Thread Starter 
OMG 10 pages of stink...

I just wanted to share, thought this was really funny:

My 4 yr old ds's favortie book right now is called "diareah" from the dr's office (You know, the immodium ad they make look like an "informational book." )



He makes me read it to him for bedtime.
post #194 of 567
10/26/07 at 9:29am
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Originally Posted by MmeMuffin View Post
I am about to poop for the second day in a row, and that THRILLS me. YAYYYYYY!!!!! Pooping TWO DAYS IN A ROW? It's the best gift ever! I thought this week would be awful since I'm at my parents' house and away from my psyllium husk, but apparently my childhood home, site of the worst constipation I've ever had, makes my pregnant bowels wanna release. Hey, I'll take it!
Are you taking iron?

If so, I highly reccomend floradix iron+herbs. Its non constipating and I havent had any issues yet!
post #195 of 567
10/26/07 at 10:57am
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Originally Posted by transformed View Post
Are you taking iron?

If so, I highly reccomend floradix iron+herbs. Its non constipating and I havent had any issues yet!
There's some iron in my prenatal, but it's not constipating me any more than without, since I tried going without it for a bit to see if that'd help. I have been constipated my entire life. I have the worst hemorrhoids right now too. : Figures this would happen when I'm away from home and my Tucks pads!
post #196 of 567
10/26/07 at 6:52pm
WooHoo! I had "The Fart of Death" today! It is that special fart that sounds just like a perfect fart should, and makes your partner just about die, whilst you smell nothing! Zach's bio dad got to experience that, and today my husband got a whiff of it too!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! I amuse myself sometimes!

Transformed--the diarrhea book--Too flippin' funny! hahahahahahahaha!!!
post #197 of 567
10/31/07 at 12:56am
WHAT???!!?!?!?? The BEST thread EVAH was stuck on page 3?????

I'm so disappointed in you ladies......I go to Nashville for one weekend, and you stop being stinky??

Sigh.....I guess it means I'm the real source of the stench, hmm?

post #198 of 567
10/31/07 at 2:44am
The hubs and I showered together yesterday, and I haaaad to pee really bad. I told him a while ago that my pee STINKS lately and the smell makes me sick. Anyway, I said, "I really have to pee... I can't hold it for another second and I don't want to waddle out of the shower all wet and slippery." He sighed and said "...okay... just pee down the drain," rolling his eyes at how gross his wife is. So I did. And OH GOD. THE SMELL. He couldn't stop going on about it for a while. He was like "AAAUUUGH YOUR PEE SMELLS HORRIBLE" for like 10 straight minutes.
post #199 of 567
10/31/07 at 10:42am
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
WHAT???!!?!?!?? The BEST thread EVAH was stuck on page 3?????

I'm so disappointed in you ladies......I go to Nashville for one weekend, and you stop being stinky??

Sigh.....I guess it means I'm the real source of the stench, hmm?
no, i still stink. although the weather has finally cooled down, so it's a bit more contained!!!
post #200 of 567
10/31/07 at 7:55pm
OMG. Last night I coughed and I peed everywhere. Like all down my leg, onto the floor. My 3 year old laughed at me. :
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