Its stinky TMI - Page 2

[miss_nikki]

I get a smell down there too. I think it's gross and it makes me a bit self conscious. The thing is I keep things pretty clean down there so I try to remind myself it's just part of my pregnancy.

[wake_up]

I've always been a farter, so that's not a new idea around here. And DH remarked the other day that he likes my "new smell" down there... maybe I'm just lucky to have a yoni that smells like roses? or a DH with a broken smeller... maybe all those farts over the years have worn out his olfactory system?!

[transformed]

Its werid too cause it doesnt smell "the same" nasty-its all different nasty smells!

I dont like the sour milk one the most.

[mama2rey]

I so thought I was the only one! I also have weird discharge. I'm really anal (no pun intended) about cleaning after going to the bathroom-but I still get discharge as if I didn't wipe after peeing.

Can I also mention my stinky breath? No matter how much I brush my teeth my mouth smells horrible! My feet stink too! I don't know why!

[transformed]

Hormones are a b****!!!!

[minsca]

It sounds like we are all in the same boat. I'm so self conscious about my new 'smell' that seems to radiate. But so far no one else has commented on it. There is no way that I allow DH down there unless I have just, and I mean just! washed up.

Thanks for the laughs though... and helping me feel normal.

[HappyFox05]

I've read that the smell down there is because our flora changes once we become pregnant. I used to get a slightly similar smell one or two days before my period started.

My farts are stinky too, though DH is still the champ. After living in an RV park for two years, we have a name for the worst ones - "tank dump".

[Diva Mama]

omg stop calling it "down there" please!!!!!!11111oneoneoenoene

It's a vagina! You're old enough to use it (landing you in this DDC) so you should be able to type the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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Whew ok, now that I got that out...


Sorry kids, I don't stink. Must be a meat eater thing and I'm a clean little vegan But oh how I second the bidet wishes! Things are just hard to reach! I was constipated for a while, but I now start my day with hot tea and several glasses of water before eating anything and woosh! No more constipation.

[HappyFox05]

Originally Posted by Diva Mama

omg stop calling it "down there" please!!!!!!11111oneoneoenoene

It's a vagina! You're old enough to use it (landing you in this DDC) so you should be able to type the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

:

Whew ok, now that I got that out...


Sorry kids, I don't stink. Must be a meat eater thing and I'm a clean little vegan But oh how I second the bidet wishes! Things are just hard to reach! I was constipated for a while, but I now start my day with hot tea and several glasses of water before eating anything and woosh! No more constipation.

Lol, sorry! But it is down in relation to my head (though I can't see it, I know it's still there).

I think it's ironic that I'm not having any reaching problems, at least not w/wiping (like I said, I can't really see down there anymore), and I'm probably the only person in our DDC who has a bidet. My crazy, ultra-modern, digital, Korean apartment rocks! The toilet in the master bath even has a heated seat and a butt blow dryer!

[Right of Passage]

Diva mama this vegetarian is having similar problems. :P SO NEENER. Must be the cheese

And in the words of my son it's a "DYNA" : lol he also has a nenis. I love toddler words.

[kirk_heidi]

I have the same issue and I have every time. The closer to delivery the worse it gets. Now I can't even open my legs without the smell permeating the area around me!!

[YummyYumYumMama]

Originally Posted by Diva Mama

Sorry kids, I don't stink. Must be a meat eater thing

Never eaten meat in my life, and I'm still stinky. My family's been vegetarian for hundreds of years. Guess you're just lucky.

[mamakins]

I totally have had this problem before and I think I figured out what it is for me. I think that when I'm pg, Dh and I have sex and he doesn't pull out, (b/c I can't get pg ) And I think that the -ahem- semen have some funky reaction with my hooney and it creates this awful stink. Soooo, now that I don't let him do that in me anymore, no more stink. HTH!!!

[zjande]

Originally Posted by Diva Mama

omg stop calling it "down there" please!!!!!!11111oneoneoenoene

It's a vagina! You're old enough to use it (landing you in this DDC) so you should be able to type the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

:

Whew ok, now that I got that out...

DUDE. The word vagina is BORING! "My Down There" is FUNNY!! But technically speaking, it's my VULVA that I'm not a big fan of during pregnancy, my vajayjay is just fine.

[mama2rey]

Originally Posted by zjande

DUDE. The word vagina is BORING! "My Down There" is FUNNY!! But technically speaking, it's my VULVA that I'm not a big fan of during pregnancy, my vajayjay is just fine.

I thought it was a yeti yoni! :

[zjande]

Well yes, my Down There is otherwise known as The Yeti Yoni.
It has many names. hahaaha!

[YummyYumYumMama]

Originally Posted by zjande

It has many names. hahaaha!

Here too! I'll freely use the words vagina, vajingo, vajayjay, vag, cooter, crotch, girly bits, "there," "down there," lady parts, etc. But I never use the word yoni... I should start. It hails from my culture, actually.

I've met quite a few guys named Yoni, since it's short for Yonatan (a form of Jonathan), and it always makes me giggle because I am apparently a 6th grader disguised as a 20-something.

[YummyYumYumMama]

Originally Posted by HappyFox05

I'm probably the only person in our DDC who has a bidet. My crazy, ultra-modern, digital, Korean apartment rocks! The toilet in the master bath even has a heated seat and a butt blow dryer!

Okay that's it. I'm pooping at your place from now on. BUTT BLOW DRYER? Sign me up!

[HumbleLuna]

Originally Posted by Nursingmama05

Diva mama this vegetarian is having similar problems. :P SO NEENER. Must be the cheese

And in the words of my son it's a "DYNA" : lol he also has a nenis. I love toddler words.

My little brother used to say Pagina. And for dd it's Bagina. Nenis is really sweet though, aww. When dd was a baby we called her nethers her Puskernilly. Nill for short. The word Vagina seems to gruff for a wee lass.

[Sihaya]

Originally Posted by Diva Mama

Sorry kids, I don't stink. Must be a meat eater thing and I'm a clean little vegan

Don't think so. Carnivore here with no stinkies : Either that, or I just have a really bad sense of smell (with as sensitive as I am to every other smell, I doubt it!)