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post #401 of 567
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Originally Posted by happyhippiemama View Post
Well this isn't a pg tmi story, but when I returned to dancing when 4yoDD was 3 months old, I took my pump along and pumped in the dressing room several times a night.

I leaked and left wet spots on many-a-man's shirt, I have no doubt.
That's hilarious.
One of my sister's best friends is a public school system substitute teacher by day and a dominatrix by night, and she says both jobs require many of the same skills.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.
post #402 of 567
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Originally Posted by *MamaJen* View Post
One of my sister's best friends is a public school system substitute teacher by day and a dominatrix by night, and she says both jobs require many of the same skills.
post #403 of 567
Thread Starter 
you never know when my bi-polar will kick back in and I become a future sex industry worker. I go through phases. LoL

Do you think there is alot of farting in pregnant porn? :

And maybe complaining about back pain?
post #404 of 567
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Originally Posted by transformed View Post
you never know when my bi-polar will kick back in and I become a future sex industry worker. I go through phases. LoL

Do you think there is alot of farting in pregnant porn? :

And maybe complaining about back pain?
: What about maneuvering to get into the right position? Also who shaves their girl parts? I know if I'm doing any pregnant porn-they gotta love my yeti yoni 'cause if I can't see it-I aint shaving it!!! They also better love my discharge!
post #405 of 567
I'm doing laundry today and there was alot of it. The kids and I had no pj's left. But, I just finished the white and there was only one pair of dd's panties in there. Which means the child hasn't had her underpants changed in about 4 days. : when I last gave her a bath.

Christa
post #406 of 567
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Originally Posted by transformed View Post
.....Do you think there is alot of farting in pregnant porn? :
There is a late night TV program over here called "What the F*^#!?" and they have a regular tape submitter nicknamed Lizzy: Queen of Farts. She remains fully clothed but strikes provactive poses to pass long loud gas. I bet there are people out there that think that it is sexy---GACK!!
post #407 of 567
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Originally Posted by crsta33 View Post
I'm doing laundry today and there was alot of it. The kids and I had no pj's left. But, I just finished the white and there was only one pair of dd's panties in there. Which means the child hasn't had her underpants changed in about 4 days. : when I last gave her a bath.

Christa
You arent the only one!
post #408 of 567
SO MUCH DISCHARGE. Seriously. And now I keep sniffing my underwear to make sure it isn't amniotic fluid trickling out, since it's seriously pouring out like a faucet someone didn't shut off. It's flowing like menses, so I am sniffing to see if it has that sweet smell that amniotic fluid is supposed to have.

Let me tell you, it is really difficult to sniff your underwear when your belly is immense.
post #409 of 567
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Originally Posted by crsta33 View Post
I'm doing laundry today and there was alot of it. The kids and I had no pj's left. But, I just finished the white and there was only one pair of dd's panties in there. Which means the child hasn't had her underpants changed in about 4 days. : when I last gave her a bath.

Christa
nak

Well, it's a really good thing SHE is not pregnant, or you'd have some serious stink issues!
post #410 of 567
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Originally Posted by MmeMuffin View Post
SO MUCH DISCHARGE. Seriously. And now I keep sniffing my underwear to make sure it isn't amniotic fluid trickling out, since it's seriously pouring out like a faucet someone didn't shut off. It's flowing like menses, so I am sniffing to see if it has that sweet smell that amniotic fluid is supposed to have.

Let me tell you, it is really difficult to sniff your underwear when your belly is immense.
Here's a tip -- sniff the tp.
post #411 of 567
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Originally Posted by happyhippiemama View Post
Well this isn't a pg tmi story, but when I returned to dancing when 4yoDD was 3 months old, I took my pump along and pumped in the dressing room several times a night.

I leaked and left wet spots on many-a-man's shirt, I have no doubt.
post #412 of 567
today i have diarrhea. and i literally almost crapped myself while cleaning up in the kitchen. then, when i realized that i wasn't farting, i cried out "OH $HIT!"

then i yelled, "LITERALLY!"

post #413 of 567
What the heck does amniotic fluid smell like? I hate to say it, but my hoo-haa smells like cat pee!
post #414 of 567
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Originally Posted by *MamaJen* View Post
That's hilarious.
One of my sister's best friends is a public school system substitute teacher by day and a dominatrix by night, and she says both jobs require many of the same skills.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Why does this not surprise me? I guess I had one too many dominatrix teachers.

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Originally Posted by happyhippiemama View Post
Well this isn't a pg tmi story, but when I returned to dancing when 4yoDD was 3 months old, I took my pump along and pumped in the dressing room several times a night.

I leaked and left wet spots on many-a-man's shirt, I have no doubt.
Did you hear about on the news awhile back some guy was trying to sue a dancer or something b/c he got squirted?

When my water broke, it had a distinct, but not strong smell. I wouldn't say cat pee...
post #415 of 567
I was told it smells like ocean water, very salty

IDK I don't remember any smells from my last labor.
post #416 of 567
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Originally Posted by look11 View Post
What the heck does amniotic fluid smell like? I hate to say it, but my hoo-haa smells like cat pee!
I heard it smells sweet. I think I googled 'amniotic fluid smell' and found some stuff...
post #417 of 567
I think it smells like the ocean too.
post #418 of 567
I've always heard that amniotic fluid smells like antifreeze.
post #419 of 567
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Originally Posted by HoneymoonBaby View Post
I've always heard that amniotic fluid smells like antifreeze.
I'm glad my amniotic fluid doesn't smell like antifreeze - isn't that stuff nasty and toxic smelling?!?
post #420 of 567
To me it smells a bit almondy, a bit musky. Sweet, but with that almond extract bitterness, if that makes sense.

But I'm guessing that every woman's smells different, and it prolly smells different with each baby. Heck, it probably changes according to what you eat--I have heard that the flavor changes based on your diet, so it would make sense, IMO, that the smell would also!
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