Its stinky TMI - Page 22

[starry_mama]

Originally Posted by SheBear

To me it smells a bit almondy, a bit musky. Sweet, but with that almond extract bitterness, if that makes sense.

But I'm guessing that every woman's smells different, and it prolly smells different with each baby. Heck, it probably changes according to what you eat--I have heard that the flavor changes based on your diet, so it would make sense, IMO, that the smell would also!

Well, if thats true, its no wonder mine smelled like the ocean last time - All I ate for 2 whole months was fish and chips. For real. THat is sooooo funny to me right now!

This time all I eat is cake. I probably have chocolate-scented amniotic fluid.

[SheBear]

mmmmmm.....cake......

[Momma2DoubleCuties]

Mine has a sweet smell to it too. With the amount of oranges I've been eating lately mine may smell like an orange grove.

[transformed]

Antifreeze smells andd tastes sweet.

Which is why dogs and kids die all the time drinking it.

[ohiomommy1122]

Originally Posted by kittywitty

Why does this not surprise me? I guess I had one too many dominatrix teachers.



Did you hear about on the news awhile back some guy was trying to sue a dancer or something b/c he got squirted?

When my water broke, it had a distinct, but not strong smell. I wouldn't say cat pee...

I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

[mama2rey]

Originally Posted by ohiomommy1122

I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

:

hmmmm maybe I can quit my job after all!

[wholewheatmama]

Originally Posted by ohiomommy1122

I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

Wow. Just wow. I thought I had heard everything. Clearly not. :

[transformed]

Originally Posted by ohiomommy1122

I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

[Code Name Mama]

Originally Posted by ohiomommy1122

I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

I have already emailed dp and told him we may have just found our new get rich quick scheme

[Momma2DoubleCuties]

OMG that's so funny!! I saw one time on Craigstlist a guy looking for a lactating woman that would let him nurse from her, he was looking to pay BIG bucks too.

[kittywitty]

Originally Posted by expectantmami

:

hmmmm maybe I can quit my job after all!

No joke! Now I know what to do when I need the $ !!

[crsta33]

I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

Christa

[eilonwy]

Originally Posted by ohiomommy1122

I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

: Dude, $20 a shot?! I'd never have to worry about gas money again... heck, I might even be able to see a dentist after a few weeks of that... (Rynna, who produces gallons of milk with each new baby)

[mama2rey]

Originally Posted by crsta33

I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

Christa

mine itches for lots of reasons. Sometimes hemmoroids, sometimes, it's because I can't quite get everything when I wipe. :: Taking a shower helps.

[transformed]

Originally Posted by crsta33

I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

Christa

could be yeast. try a probiotic.

[AGlimmeringHope]

Originally Posted by crsta33

I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

Christa

Is it getting really cold where you live? Taking hot showers in cold weather causes my skin to get really dry, and in the shower the water hits your back/butt more than any other area....could be as simple as dry skin.

[clintonhillmama]

Originally Posted by wholewheatmama

Wow. Just wow. I thought I had heard everything. Clearly not. :

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word to that!!

Originally Posted by crsta33

I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

Christa

is it in your bum or your bumcheeks?

if it's hemorrhoids, witch hazel pads, flushable wipes, a peri bottle and some preparation H cream can help. try to avoid constipation and sitting on the toilet for extended periods of time. taking a rutin supplement along with vitamin c may also help.

trust me, i know ALL about it.

[crsta33]

I think it must be hemmoroids. It's the "functional" part of my bum and it somehow just doesn't feel "right" Kinda bumpy and lumpy. I tried witch hazel and that seems to help (as did a shower).

I've been using my kiddo's potty wipes b/c tp just wasn't working well enough.

Christa

[Momma2DoubleCuties]

maybe its a reaction to the kids wipes. We had to stop using them cause my boys were getting rashes from them.

[clintonhillmama]

Originally Posted by crsta33

I think it must be hemmoroids. It's the "functional" part of my bum and it somehow just doesn't feel "right" Kinda bumpy and lumpy. I tried witch hazel and that seems to help (as did a shower).

I've been using my kiddo's potty wipes b/c tp just wasn't working well enough.

Christa

lumpy bumhole? feels like it's turning inside out when you push? that, my dear, is a hemorrhoid.

TP is the enemy! the peri bottle feels great, too. i've been using cvs wipes, then a witch hazel pad, then an application of cream every time i have a bm. which is a LOT lately (click here if you dare! http://www.mothering.com/discussions...=1#post9920892).


laying down helps, too!