If this isn't TMI, I don't know what is.
And I don't know what possesses me to post it on teh interwebz, but I just feel the need to share this with y'all.
For the past week or so, I've been using garlic suppositories at night alternated with tea tree oil tampons during the day to try and beat the BV, as directed by my midwife. And the first time I did the garlic, I couldn't find it to take it out... assumed it came out in a nighttime pee. Since then I've been sewing thread through the cloves as insurance.
So today at lunch I decided not to replace the tea tree tampon, to let
the old vagina relax a bit. Just now I went pee and there was a *plop*
- and I was stunned to witness the First Garlic Clove at the bottom of
the toilet bowl! It was a little golden brown, but intact and very
well-preserved. Then I had a gigantic poop.
1) does this mean I have a freakishly cavernously long vaginal canal
that no baby's head will be able to travel through safely/within a
reasonable amount of time?
2) conversely, does the passing of the First Clove signify a sudden
increased tendency to push out foreign objects, indicating an imminent
3) what else could be stuck up there, I wonder?