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post #461 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
Oh, man! That's hilarious! What else, indeed? A gold mine would be a cool discovery....

I got a question: I haven't really had any major problems with constipation at all this pg....just a couple days here and there, but easily resolved, KWIM? And, for the last couple weeks, I've been quite loosey goosey, LOL! But yesterday and today, I've been soooooo stopped up!

But when I do go, it's not hard like constipation, it's just as soft as it has been--just hard to get anything out, if that makes sense. I have the urge, but not much comes of it.

Could this be because the baby is so low? Maybe pressing on my sphincter or something? Is that possible?
Come over to my house and I'll share my stomach bug/diarrhea germs with you. You'll never want to poop again.
post #462 of 567
Did I mention that dd was up all night last night vomiting? And she's threatening to do so again tonight, although all is quiet for the moment.

And ds2 has had atrocious diapers today--the kind that stink you out of house and home and leave a charred spot on the walls! The kind of stench that nothing can remove!

So, all told, I hope you'll understand if I choose to pass on your invitation! What we've got over here is close enough for me!!
post #463 of 567
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Originally Posted by MoreThanApplesauce View Post
Stick some coal in there...maybe a diamond will fall out!
Nah, I've definitely been neglecting my Kegels way too much for the whole coal/diamond thing to work...
post #464 of 567
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Originally Posted by wake_up View Post
3) what else could be stuck up there, I wonder?
Your story reminds me of the time in college when I accidentally inserted a tampon without taking the old one out...and didn't notice it until two of them came out
post #465 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
Oh, man! That's hilarious! What else, indeed? A gold mine would be a cool discovery....

I got a question: I haven't really had any major problems with constipation at all this pg....just a couple days here and there, but easily resolved, KWIM? And, for the last couple weeks, I've been quite loosey goosey, LOL! But yesterday and today, I've been soooooo stopped up!

But when I do go, it's not hard like constipation, it's just as soft as it has been--just hard to get anything out, if that makes sense. I have the urge, but not much comes of it.

Could this be because the baby is so low? Maybe pressing on my sphincter or something? Is that possible?
That's my problem (see my constipation/prune juice thread). I was given the advice to take EPO. I'll poop and get tiny little soft things...
post #466 of 567
I ate too much rice the other day and it didn't come out till 4am this morning. After chugging water and hot tea a little while ago... well right now I'm thankful for laptop+wifi so I can type while on the toilet. :P
post #467 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
Did I mention that dd was up all night last night vomiting? And she's threatening to do so again tonight, although all is quiet for the moment.

And ds2 has had atrocious diapers today--the kind that stink you out of house and home and leave a charred spot on the walls! The kind of stench that nothing can remove!

So, all told, I hope you'll understand if I choose to pass on your invitation! What we've got over here is close enough for me!!
post #468 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
Did I mention that dd was up all night last night vomiting? And she's threatening to do so again tonight, although all is quiet for the moment.

And ds2 has had atrocious diapers today--the kind that stink you out of house and home and leave a charred spot on the walls! The kind of stench that nothing can remove!

So, all told, I hope you'll understand if I choose to pass on your invitation! What we've got over here is close enough for me!!
There's a time and a place for everything, and those viruses are, in my opinion, the time and place for sposies. : :
post #469 of 567
Bwahahahahaaa!!! I love you for that! Especially since I went into disposable mode about a week ago.....disposable diapers and paper plates until January! And not one bit : about it! :

Okay, maybe one tiny bit.... but it's something I need to do for a short time, so I'll just be glad the virus happened along when it did!

PS....FTR, the new baby will get cloth when s/he decides to come out.....if that makes any difference to him/her....come out come out where ever you are! Olly olly oxen free!
post #470 of 567
Spicy Indian curry is now banned from this household! (as well as spicy burritos) The stench of the aftermath is enough to lay a city down to the ground! Both Hubby and I were soooo gassy and stinky that we made each other's eyes burn!

So spicy foods are out for natural induction....wonder what I'll smell like after eating a bazillion pineapples?
post #471 of 567
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Originally Posted by Lizzardbits View Post
So spicy foods are out for natural induction....wonder what I'll smell like after eating a bazillion pineapples?
A men's room in hawaii :
post #472 of 567
BOY is it stinky! Can someone tell me why my vagina smells like male cat spray?? What the heck does THAT mean? It comes and goes, but last night it could knock you over. It's not an infection type smell... I guess it's really more ammonia? WTF?
post #473 of 567
bumping this up for some July Ladies who are just discovering their stink!

Welcome to the smell....


Oh and by the way....a week of bloody show :Puke IS NASTY!!!!
post #474 of 567
Thread Starter 
LOL.

I was wondering how all our PPD ladies are doing?

At the moment, if I lost my mucous plug, it would actually get stuck and I wouldn't know it.

Ewwwww....

This thread is Hot.
post #475 of 567
I avoided most of the stink during pregnancy. I'm making up for it now, though. Man, lochia is foul!!! I can't wait for this to stop. I'm trying to cut the smell with some lavender EO, but I'm afraid I will have that disgusting association for the rest of my life. Ah well, I'm willing to take that chance. Blech.
post #476 of 567
1. All I could think about in the days post-partum was this thread and how you ladies were NOT KIDDING. PP stink is ATROCIOUS. I almost barfed on myself each time I went to the bathroom. BLEGH!

2. One time I had a really bad YI (story of my life) and I inserted a clove of garlic to treat it as usual. The next morning I couldn't find it and assumed it fell out on its own and I hadn't noticed. Over the next couple weeks I had a pap smear and lots of sex. I was on Nuvaring at this time and at the pap my gyno said she had never seen a Nuva in action but that it looked way diff than she expected. So, 2-3 weeks after the garlic insertion, I was peeing, and suddenly felt something slipping out of my vagina. "OH NO! MY RING!" I thought... nope. An old-ass clove of garlic slipped right out and into the toilet. No WONDER I smelled so weird after sex each time.....
post #477 of 567
Thread Starter 
oh god!!! Was it moldy or anything? yuck!
post #478 of 567
No... but it was brown, covered in vag-juices, and REALLY old-looking. I actually showed it to my husband (back when we were still engaged, aw) because it was so weird. He thought it was HILARIOUS. And gross.
post #479 of 567
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Originally Posted by MmeMuffin View Post
1. All I could think about in the days post-partum was this thread and how you ladies were NOT KIDDING. PP stink is ATROCIOUS. I almost barfed on myself each time I went to the bathroom. BLEGH!
Ditto ditto ditto. Though I'm glad someone mentioned it! Poor DH was warned ahead of time, but he is a real trooper with all this grossness.
post #480 of 567
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Originally Posted by MmeMuffin View Post
No... but it was brown, covered in vag-juices, and REALLY old-looking. I actually showed it to my husband (back when we were still engaged, aw) because it was so weird. He thought it was HILARIOUS. And gross.
What if it woulda sprouted?

Ya never know, sometimes I leave them on my counter for so long they start sprouting.
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