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that is downright catchy!
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: That is so beautiful.
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Originally Posted by starry_mama View Post
: That is so beautiful.
why didn't i post this??
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why didn't i post this??
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I LOVE it, Serenity!
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Serenity, your Ode to Stank RAWKS!
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I can't believe I never read all of this ... *love* the posts and *love* the Ode
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bluesymama, you're gifted!!!!
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Originally Posted by joannalovesyou View Post
i stink much worse pp than i did while pregnant. major culprits are the bleeding, which has increased in stinkiness as its gotten browner, and the fact that my c-section incision developed (drumroll...) a yeast infection! YES because i have to wear underwear so that i can wear a pad for pp bleeding, my incision wasn't getting enough airflow and staying cool, so i developed a damn yeast infection and have to clean it, dry it, and powder it four times a day. the only thing i'm capable of doing four times a day at this juncture is nurse. i mean, i'm only eating twice a day.
OK-you beat me-I was getting ready to post about pp bleeding AND a C-section incision stinking-but you got a yeast infection?!!!! That sucks!

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Originally Posted by bluesymama View Post
Hooray for postpartum stink! :Puke

An ode to the Stank:

How foul, how foul my gaseous plumage
that waketh me with noxious fumage
My dripping pits, all stank with sweat
that leave my shirt all gross and wet
And curdled milk- that sour smell-
hath soaked into my shirt as well!
Could someone perhaps tell me please-
why I reek like cottage cheese?
What rotten food- what ghastly scent
could rival my predicament?
As I exude these pungent wafts
and replace the air with nasty drafts
I cannot help but wonder what
has made me smell like rotten butt.

Hooray for the Stinky thread! The GLORIOUS STINKY THREAD! Halelujiah!
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i used to smell awesome all the time.

am i ever gonna smell at least not-awful again?? i wonder...
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I am so sick of smelling like sour milk... and it's only been 2 weeks!
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Sour milk+ sleeping in a twin bed with a little girl curled up in either arm (even though it's stinky- how blessed am I?!? ) in a room that starts out so cold we have to have a heater on low, but by morning is so hot you need a fan means I am stinkier than ever! Add to it the start-and-stop bleeding that leads to a new round of stinky discharge each time, and I am one stinky mama! I'm with MmeMuffin- will I ever smell good again??? I don't remember this level of stank with dd1.
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so no one's been stinky or TMI since new years day.....yeah, right!

dd and i just came home from the dr - i was telling her about how my lady parts and bum are all irritated b/c of using maxi pads. since she's family practice, she sees the whole family, so she takes a look.

and now i know that dd and i BOTH have thrush - but it's just me that has the thrush rash on my bits.

so basically me and my daughter are big yeasty messes. well, at least i am, she seems to be doing just fine!
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How is the Dr. treating the thrush? I'm still hoping we don't have it, but my bum is sore, too, from the pads. Even cloth pads don't help. I feel like I have a diaper rash and am considering using diaper rash cream!
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Originally Posted by look11 View Post
How is the Dr. treating the thrush? I'm still hoping we don't have it, but my bum is sore, too, from the pads. Even cloth pads don't help. I feel like I have a diaper rash and am considering using diaper rash cream!
this was me until about 30 minutes ago. but no matter what i tried, it just got worse and worse. so i got a diflucan & some topical cream for my nips and my bits. i'm so glad i'm on the way to recovery, this has been the worst thing about my pp period!
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I am sooooo tired of smelling like old milk. :

Oh...and I haven't showered in two days. Because I have no clean clothes. And really, what's the point in showering and putting on stinky clothes? As soon as the diapers are done with their final rinse I'm putting in a load of clothes and showering. This lack of being able to sneak in a shower while dealing with both girls is making my ppd worse.
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Oh! My! Goodness! My left armpit! Something died and has been rotting in it--but I bathe everyday! Out of shear despiration, I put diaper rash cream on it and it has helped but still...Oh My Goodness! I thought that my pregnancy stank was bad, but this takes the rotten cheese, cabbage, dead animal cake! :Puke
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My PP bleeding still stinks!!!! It's brown then once a day it has decided to get really red and just gush out!!!! It's not because of overactivity (I don't think)-it just likes to gush out once a day I guess!

For the last two days it gushes out, I fill up a pad-and before I know it my underwear has overflow blood on it-it takes about 15 minutes-disgusting!
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before i got preg, i smelled GOOD. now i'm wondering if i will ever smell good again...
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