that is downright catchy!
post #501 of 567
12/29/07 at 5:54pm
i stink much worse pp than i did while pregnant. major culprits are the bleeding, which has increased in stinkiness as its gotten browner, and the fact that my c-section incision developed (drumroll...) a yeast infection! YES because i have to wear underwear so that i can wear a pad for pp bleeding, my incision wasn't getting enough airflow and staying cool, so i developed a damn yeast infection and have to clean it, dry it, and powder it four times a day. the only thing i'm capable of doing four times a day at this juncture is nurse. i mean, i'm only eating twice a day.
Hooray for postpartum stink! :Puke
An ode to the Stank:
How foul, how foul my gaseous plumage
that waketh me with noxious fumage
My dripping pits, all stank with sweat
that leave my shirt all gross and wet
And curdled milk- that sour smell-
hath soaked into my shirt as well!
Could someone perhaps tell me please-
why I reek like cottage cheese?
What rotten food- what ghastly scent
could rival my predicament?
As I exude these pungent wafts
and replace the air with nasty drafts
I cannot help but wonder what
has made me smell like rotten butt.
Hooray for the Stinky thread! The GLORIOUS STINKY THREAD! Halelujiah!