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post #521 of 567
I haven't added anything in awhile because.....well, if I still stink, at least no one seems to notice. Maybe they've gotten so used to my stench that they figure it's normal for me now?

Besides, I'm sleeping in the guest room most of the time, so it's not like dh is ever close enough to complain...although he did hint at some action last night. Ha. hahaha....like if I manage to get little miss leech to detach long enough to start anything, I'm gonna use that time for anything other than SLEEP??? puh-lease!

But anyway, I decided to take a bath last night. It was lovely. I ran it as hot as I wanted, added some lovely essential oil, and just relaxed....then when it was cool enough, I had dh bring dd2 to me, and I bathed her.

We were having such a lovely bonding time, she was floating and looking around and responding to my silly songs and baby talk, and I was rubbing oil on her and just having a wonderful little mother-daughter bath.

Apparently, it really relaxed her, because without so much as a hint of warning, she lifted up both legs and TOTALLY released her bowels into our nice bath water! : And suddenly instead of nice clear water, we were bathing in smelly pea...err, make that poop soup!

Gah! I hollered for dh to come get her, then I quickly dipped her in the other side of the tub (before the sludge spread!) to clean her off, but it was totally coating the whole right half of my body! Dh could NOT stop laughing at me, until I threatened to aim her business end at his face!

I finally got the tub cleaned out and hopped in the shower to scrub myself down, but the funniest thing was, in all our scurrying and screeching, dd never got upset. She was so calm about the whole thing, just sorta looked at us as if to say, "Man, y'all are SO uptight! You need to chill! Look at me, do you see me freaking out over a little poo? Nope, I'm feelin' gooooood....."



Little stinker. See if I ever let her take a bath with me again!
post #522 of 567
I just read this entire thread! You all are awesome I have an affinity for discussing all things nasty and I was laughing out loud more times than I can count - trying to be quiet b/c ds is napping thus snorting uncontrollably. Very attractive.
It was like watching stand up comedy when you are laughing because you know EXACTLY what that person is talking about. The stink is right around the corner for me - good times.
post #523 of 567
(regarding the poo-soup bath)

laughuplaughuplaughup





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post #524 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post

I finally got the tub cleaned out and hopped in the shower to scrub myself down, but the funniest thing was, in all our scurrying and screeching, dd never got upset. She was so calm about the whole thing, just sorta looked at us as if to say, "Man, y'all are SO uptight! You need to chill! Look at me, do you see me freaking out over a little poo? Nope, I'm feelin' gooooood....."



Little stinker. See if I ever let her take a bath with me again!
DS likes to poop in the tub with me. He thinks it's hilll-larious. We now take showers together. It's less icky if I can wash the poo away really quickly but I wonder if I'm slightly warped because of how little it really bothers me. I'm really unfased by bodily emissions from my little one. Except for the one time he peed in my ear. That was a bit wierd.
BTW ... I totally woke up last night because I smelled nasty. Random gross yoni smells. You know it's bad if it wakes you up! Oh and I'm totally blaming it on the fact that I'm in the middle of my first AF. Logical or not, it's the road I'm taking


OHMIGOD... and the stinkiest diaper ever resulted from a wonderful dinner of shrimp curry. Just as a warning.
post #525 of 567
I like pea soup... especially considering it was poop soup. BeanBean did that the first time I took him in the bathtub with me. The really gross part? I was too relaxed and busy being in love with my baby boy to bother getting up before the water started to chill.
post #526 of 567
That is great, SheBear! Reason 274 I only shower with babies.
post #527 of 567
LMAO @ poop soup bath! That is why DH is bath guy. I only do baths in the sink or once they're old enough to hop into the shower with me. DD1 hates it when I bathe with her. I'm an in-and-out girl and DH is happy to sit there and let her play with all of her toys and such
post #528 of 567
Crickey! What am I feeding this child?!? Breastfed baby poop is supposed to be less stinky than other kinds of poop--riight?! Alex forgot to read the book on that, because his farts are so raunchy it brings tears to both Daddy's and Mommy's eyes!


laughing my hiney off at the poop soup bath!
post #529 of 567
I was lol at the poop soup bath, and feeling smug in the fact that Avye has always seemed to contain herself in the bathtub. Well that smugness ended last night. I experienced poop soup for the first time. I noticed this morning that the tub is now yellow with poop stain.
post #530 of 567
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Originally Posted by minsca View Post
I noticed this morning that the tub is now yellow with poop stain.
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his farts are so raunchy it brings tears to both Daddy's and Mommy's eyes!
Duuuude! Toren, too! His Dad doesn't have ones that stinky! WTF? : And it always happens right when I'm snuggling him up to my face! What the heck am I eating!!!???
post #531 of 567
Now that AF is back it seems to have brought with it my normal pre-pregnancy smells. So I guess that is one (the only?) good thing about it being back.

And...speaking of stinky farts- my two year old has the nastiest ones! Her farts have never smelled and now they clear the room. Her poops too. I was told that it's common once the toddlers get newborn milk. Anybody else experience this?
post #532 of 567

A tribute- and a 5 alarm diaper!

So- someone mentioned that our ddc will be closing soon- and it occurred to me that we have only a limited time to contribute to the stinky thread while our ddc is still active...
So, before december closes, let's update our Stench, ladies! We are the originators of the stench! The proud parents of the stench! And though the stank may live on after we are gone- and perhaps even have new posts and such- it will never be the same as when the DECEMBER DUE DATE CLUB reigned stinky supreme.

And so- in humble gratitude i kneel before thee- oh stench so fine-

'thou hast brought the toughest Mamas to their knees in laughter-
We shall glory in thy nastiness for ever after.'

I had a 5 ALARM diaper last night- pulled off a poopy pre-fold, and while getting the other under him- Mr. 'play-doh factory' himself starts pootin again! Par usual...so I use the new pre-fold to catch his current donation- when he seems done, I wipe up, and slip the third prefold under him- just in time to entirely miss the projectile expulsion of mustardy goodness onto my wrist- awesome! Use third diaper to clean that up- hold it over his bum for a moment to ensure he is finished- then grab #4 and start sliding under him- nope- not done! He let's go a few blat-blat-blats- leaving golden spots on his clean diaper- so I wait a few minutes- trying not to cry at this point- I look him in the eye- say- "are you done?" and he gives me the most heart melting, gorgeous grin ever- and right as I say, "Awwwww....." his little jet stream goes off- and he waters my arm, my shirt, the changing table and his own head. It was absolutely spectacular. He dirtied a days worth of diapers in a few seconds. It was rad!
post #533 of 567
: go baby go!

i don't have any interesting stink stories. well, my pee still smells awful, and my pits smell horrendous, but that isn't very interesting.

m's farts and poop have smelled like rotten eggs lately. my farts have been rank too. what am i eating??

i realized that i have to get rid of my deodorant, because now i associate the smell with pregnancy and PP stink. so even though it still smells "fine," i just remember the way i smelled... that horrible mix of deodorant + stench. blegh.
post #534 of 567
Well, I am still waiting for my vag to get back to normal. A day sitting around nursing in sweat pants makes me feel llike people may smell my crotch from across the room. i have had a dream where dh asks what that smell is and i act like i dont know, but really it is my crotch. But I am checked, nd clean, so to speak, so I dont know why I cant balance out.
post #535 of 567
Moved to "I'm Pregnant" at request of OP.
post #536 of 567
Whoa...we've been moved! The stink shall live on!
post #537 of 567
This one will go down in the books as the best pregnancy thread ever. Seriously. Oh my god.


When I was pregnant with DS, ONE, yes just ONE of my underarms stank. It stank while I was bathing, after and all between. There was no amount of scrubbing... Hormones I guess. Just one. How weird is that?
post #538 of 567
i was so naive posting on here at first, thinking only my DDC girls would be privy to this information. the world shall know of my stench. i guess neither DH or i should run for office or anything; this would get into a smear campaign within a second.
post #539 of 567
does anyone know the real cause of the smell? or is it just hormones?
post #540 of 567
Wow the December stink lives on! I am...ummm...proud to have been a part of it all!!

Pee-You to all of you!
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