Originally Posted by SheBear
I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!
I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
Oh my gosh, SheBEar! ME TOO! I almost called the Dr. about it- it was so painful! I thought it was a hemhorroid- but mine popped on it's own a few nights ago- EWWWW!!!
I can't BELIEVE I'm admitting this to anyone!
You girls, and this thread- are the BEST EVER!
And though I haven't been extra smelly 'Down There' yet- I have been so ridiculously juicy that it makes me cringe to imagine my Man going anywhere near it- seriously- he would need a wetsuit! And EVERYTHING else (except for my over abundance of scentless gas) is smelly. Just not my Wazoo. Yet.
Seriously though- Can I talk about my gaseous booty? SHEESH- MY MUSICAL BUTT! How can that much wind be CONTAINED inside one chick? I fart ALL DAY LONG- and no matter how hard I try, I can't keep them quiet! They are so enourmously loud, people give me that, "Did that come out of YOU?" Look- like 10 times a day! The wierd part is- the are completely odorless! (Really! they don't smell at ALL!) but try telling that to the prudish old lady next to me in the grocery store- who looked at me in horror and nearly RAN out the door when I accidently let one rip next to her!
(I've never seen someone with a walker move so fast!)
I felt so bad- I wanted to call after her that they don't smell, but she was long gone. Oh Well.
: She wouldn't have believed me anyway.
By the way- living in a house with 2 teenagers and a grown man when your farts have no stink is actually really lame- it's like I'm shooting blanks! They nail me all the time with their stinkers- and all I can do is make a LOT of noise in return...which just makes my 13 year old son Laugh his butt off and call me the 'impotent farter'. *sigh*