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post #61 of 567
I'm not in your DDC ladies, but you are cracking me up!

The DDDC possibilities are endless here, but alas I don't have enough $$ to do all that are running around in my head.

So far, no stinkies here but it's early yet.
post #62 of 567
I guess the one benefit to having a stuffy nose is I can't smell myself anymore. But yesterday my 3.5 year old ran away from me holding his nose and laughing hysterically because I farted. : "Mama! You smell like poo!" Thanks Danny.
post #63 of 567
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Originally Posted by expectantmami View Post
I think I want to go live in a bubble.......
You CAN'T be serious?!?!? I mean, i can see how that might be considerate to other people, but can you just imagine the air quality inside the bubble??

They'd call haz-mat to come and dispose of you! (I'm thinking of the scene from Monster's Inc....)
post #64 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
You CAN'T be serious?!?!? I mean, i can see how that might be considerate to other people, but can you just imagine the air quality inside the bubble??

They'd call haz-mat to come and dispose of you! (I'm thinking of the scene from Monster's Inc....)
Your right! I need to be aired out once in a while!
post #65 of 567
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Originally Posted by transformed View Post
:Puke Does anyone else get pretty stinky "down there": during pregnancy?

It sucks....dh says he doesnt mind and that it happens every time I get pregnant but I find it gross.

Is there a reason other than hormones?
OMG! im so glad you posted and YOU ARE NOT ALONE this is my 3rd pregnancy and YES there is a distinct differnt strong oder down there no matter how much I wash or shave my doc said ( during first pregnancy I was crazy) but now that I'm on my third I know I'm not. I wont even let DH have oral sex w/ me because I'm so concerned about it. Well at least I know it will go away in 10 more weeks!
post #66 of 567
Is there a "Best Thread Ever" nomination somewhere? Seriously. This is my favorite thread in the entire universe.
post #67 of 567
I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!

I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
post #68 of 567
SheBear, I've suffered with those...you have my sympathies. I found that a really hot washcloth helps with the pain and helps bring it to a head so that it drains easier. Make sure to keep it really really clean once it opens and drains...I think the last time I had one I used a little TTO on it to disinfect.

Hope you feel better soon.


Christa
post #69 of 567
Thanks, Christa! I thought about tto, but past (painful!) exp makes me reeeeally not want to use tto that close to my anus!

ATM, I have a cotton pad soaked with witch hazel on it. Maybe tonight I'll be able to get a hot bath with epsom salt!
post #70 of 567
im not in your ddc but ive been dying to talk to someone about this!! the stink is the most distgusting thng about pregnancy and i so embarrassed!! o thank g-d for mdc!!!
post #71 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!

I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
Oh my gosh, SheBEar! ME TOO! I almost called the Dr. about it- it was so painful! I thought it was a hemhorroid- but mine popped on it's own a few nights ago- EWWWW!!! I can't BELIEVE I'm admitting this to anyone!
You girls, and this thread- are the BEST EVER! :
And though I haven't been extra smelly 'Down There' yet- I have been so ridiculously juicy that it makes me cringe to imagine my Man going anywhere near it- seriously- he would need a wetsuit! And EVERYTHING else (except for my over abundance of scentless gas) is smelly. Just not my Wazoo. Yet.
Seriously though- Can I talk about my gaseous booty? SHEESH- MY MUSICAL BUTT! How can that much wind be CONTAINED inside one chick? I fart ALL DAY LONG- and no matter how hard I try, I can't keep them quiet! They are so enourmously loud, people give me that, "Did that come out of YOU?" Look- like 10 times a day! The wierd part is- the are completely odorless! (Really! they don't smell at ALL!) but try telling that to the prudish old lady next to me in the grocery store- who looked at me in horror and nearly RAN out the door when I accidently let one rip next to her! (I've never seen someone with a walker move so fast!) I felt so bad- I wanted to call after her that they don't smell, but she was long gone. Oh Well. : She wouldn't have believed me anyway.
By the way- living in a house with 2 teenagers and a grown man when your farts have no stink is actually really lame- it's like I'm shooting blanks! They nail me all the time with their stinkers- and all I can do is make a LOT of noise in return...which just makes my 13 year old son Laugh his butt off and call me the 'impotent farter'. *sigh*
post #72 of 567
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Originally Posted by SheBear View Post
I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!

I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
I had some kind of zit on my butt cheek during and after my 1st pregnancy for about 8 months. weird. Hormones. I cant see my butt so I dont know if it left a mark.

Page 4 and going strong on the grossest thread ever!!!!
post #73 of 567
OK-how is this for gross- I just peed and missed! I looked down and there were little drops on my underwear. I'm going to have to start carrying around underwear because of bad aim. Yuck!
post #74 of 567
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Originally Posted by expectantmami View Post
OK-how is this for gross- I just peed and missed! I looked down and there were little drops on my underwear. I'm going to have to start carrying around underwear because of bad aim. Yuck!
OMG, I did that the other day. : I didn't realize that the back part of my pants wasn't really pulled down all the way and I peed all over my underwear and pants. The worst part is that as soon as I pulled my pants up, I realized it, but it was the middle of the night so I left them on. Then I got back into bed and decided I was the nastiest girl on earth so I got back up and changed my pants/underwear. :
post #75 of 567
Oh and another pee story - About a month ago, DH and I took the kids to the playground in our neighborhood and while we were there, I sneezed and peed myself! I was wearing shorts, so there was a little dribble of pee down my leg. I had to walk home like that to change my clothes. And my thighs got all chaffed so for the rest of the day I was walking all bowlegged. :
post #76 of 567
this thread is making the baseball playoff marathon happening in my house much more bearable - thank you ladies!

i also recently popped a pootie zit. totally disgusting. but a soak in a warm tub definitely helped it along!!!!

when will this heat end? it is not helping my stink situation!
post #77 of 567
Dear sweet Jesus ladies - this thread was what made me decide I needed to start posting in this community. LOVE YOU ALL!

I've only admitted the foulness in my nether-regions to my best friend, and she hadn't had the same experience, so she just laughed at me.

Fortunately, baby wipes DO take away the odor - temporarily - so oral sex is A-ok in my book, I just scrub up whenever I feel amorous! (Plus, Tom has a weak nose, lucky man.)

Thanks for giving me my belly laugh for the day - and for making me feel not so alone in my first pregnancy
post #78 of 567
Welcome to the StinkFest, Dionnakay!

I am AWFUL! Ok, so we have the cat boxes in the livingroom as there is no other place to put them (Husband changes the litter every third day since before we even were TTC) Our large Russian Blue likes to use them either right as we are eating (no diningroom in our little apt) or right after we are done eating, and she STINKS. Like bad enough to make me heave. So yesterday, when I was at my smelliest gas, and right after she had eaten, I let one go right.in.her.face!! Aahh sweet revenge.

Being smelly does have its' perks.


(no animals were harmed in the making of this story, as 10 minutes later, afore mentioned cat was curled up next to me and purring)
post #79 of 567
Speaking of peeing...have you tried to pee in a cup for that silly urine sample? My midwife only does them a couple of times, but geesh, I can't get it in the cup. It goes all over the side and my hand and everywhere. And last time my dd was with me and she kept asking me why I was peeing in a cup! I wipe the cup off as best as I can, but I'm so embarassed to hand it over knowing it just had pee all over the outside...eww.

Christa
post #80 of 567
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Originally Posted by crsta33 View Post
Speaking of peeing...have you tried to pee in a cup for that silly urine sample? My midwife only does them a couple of times, but geesh, I can't get it in the cup. It goes all over the side and my hand and everywhere. And last time my dd was with me and she kept asking me why I was peeing in a cup! I wipe the cup off as best as I can, but I'm so embarassed to hand it over knowing it just had pee all over the outside...eww.

Christa
I can't ever pee in a cup without getting it all over myself even when I'm NOT pregnant. :
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