I am SO glad not to be alone with the smelly pee thing. I kept wanting to bring it up to the MW to see if it was normal, but I was too embarrassed... so I'm glad that I'm not the only one!
ETA: Ok, I moved this in from the "making it easier to pee" thread 'cause I felt that TMI was better off here. So in post 20 here
, I mentioned that Alex walked in on me doing "toilet yoga" to get all the pee out, and then SheBear responded to me on the next page, and I responded to her but realized that it was pretty TMI and probably more suitable for here!
Originally Posted by SheBear
That is SOOOOO hilarious!! I would have been mortified (and found it impossible to explain!) if my dh had walked in whilst I was in that position! I think I would have lied and said I was reaching for something!
Alex has seen way, way worse.... For example, the week that we started dating, I had just got my first Keeper (reusable menstrual cup). I didn't have my period and figured I'd try inserting it as a "dry run" so I wouldn't be bleeding the first time I tried it. Sure enough, it got stuck way up there somehow, and though I tried every tip I had heard of, I could not for the life of me get it out! Alex came over, and I was clearly upset, and didn't know what to do, so he managed to get me to explain the situation, and calmly offered to pull it out. My hero! Actually, I forgot to tell him I wasn't having my period, and he suggested he'd do it assuming that I was menstruating.
Also, I have Bigfoot poop and I have backed up toilets many a time. He has shoved me out of the way and plunged for me quite a few of these times (I tend to freeze up and FREAK OUT when this happens). So, considering how many times he's seen my gargantuan bowel movements, walking in on me doing toilet yoga ain't no thang. I do wish he'd stop telling people that my poo is the length/width of a normal person's arm, though.