Am I wrong on my dates? Help meeeeee (whine) - Page 2

[Pumpkin_Blythe]

those early ultrasounds are usual the most accurate. You are just an over due mama :0)

[marlygf]

oh ladies, we're all very desperate, aren't we!
Yuma, you can have my first due date by O if you'd like. Then you won't be overdue! It's the 17th, so there you go, you have a whole week left! ::

I am so not swallowing anything other than what I'm already swallowing.

I actually mentioned a friend I was doing the EPO, orally and vaginally and that it works like semen. She asked me if I was going to do that orally and vaginally too. Yea, no!

[kleines]

No swallowing semen here. Although DH would just LOVE that! This is a great thread!

I can't imagine even being able to bend down "there" to collect any semen at this point. I wonder if you can buy it bottled and mix it with something? milk, perhaps? JK

I hope we all go into labor VERY soon so we aren't resorting to these things! -those of us that WANT labor of course!

[candyapplez]

I bet yuma never thought this thread would go where it has gone when she wrote it...

lmao

[Noelia430]

Repeat after me: My baby will come when she is ready... My baby will come when she is ready.....
I do know how you feel. I went past my EDD with #1 and was so done at that point. Heck, I'm so done at THIS point and I'm only 2 days shy of being 38 weeks!

I don't care how desperate I get, I will not swallow. Not unless I need a reason to throw up.

[durafemina]

nevermind the swallowing, the positioning alone when I last tried oral with DP (it was his birthday a few weeks ago) was really uncomfy!

My LMP was Dec 31st and I have short cycles, but like you Yuma, I know I didn't O until the 16th and maybe not until the 20th. We certainly didn't conceive before the 16th because we were in separate cities. . .

[DoomaYula]

I must be fairly desperate -- at this point, I'm more willing than dh is!

However maybe that's because rather than going there, I just want him to get some in a cup for me...

sorry, I know it's BEYOND tmi at this point!

[Banana731]

up

[tamagotchi]

I bet you could "hide" a cupful in a smoothie

[DoomaYula]

Okay I have to ask...

Um, how MUCH do your dh's make???? Is my dh a freak or something?!?!?! Because, seriously, I'm not going to waste the flavor of a smoothie on an amount so small that I can chug like a shot.

:

[durafemina]

LMAO

a smoothie eh? .. . I know if it has been awhile, there could be a decent enough amount that this wouldn't be such a bad idea

[2bluefish]

Well Yuma, it really depends on how long it's been. If we've been on a 2 week dry spell, then there's quite a lot. But if it's only been a day or so, then probably a shot glass would work.

[Hippiemommie]

OMG Y'all are killing me!

[mamabearsoblessed]

Originally Posted by YumaDoula

I must be fairly desperate -- at this point, I'm more willing than dh is!

However maybe that's because rather than going there, I just want him to get some in a cup for me...

sorry, I know it's BEYOND tmi at this point!

OMG!!!! But then it cools down and OMG : :Puke :!!!


I used to pretend it was tea... that was what I would repeat in my head while trying to get it down :

[Aeress]

and I just gave my girls yogurt for lunch...I was going to have some until I read the smoothie post.

[hetaera]

Originally Posted by YumaDoula

Okay I have to ask...

Um, how MUCH do your dh's make???? Is my dh a freak or something?!?!?! Because, seriously, I'm not going to waste the flavor of a smoothie on an amount so small that I can chug like a shot.

:

link! http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/semen.html

The volume of your ejaculate can vary, depending on how well hydrated you are and how many times you've ejaculated within a short period of time. The average ejaculate measures around a half-teaspoon, though it may reach a little over a teaspoon. During a single sexual experience, the volume of ejaculate is greatest the first time you cum, and less for each subsequent load. "Remember the law of diminishing returns," says Franklin Lowe, M.D., M.P.H., F.A.C.S., associate director of Urology at St. Luke's/Roosevelt Hospital Center in New York, NY.

kekekekekeke!

I would say my husband does about a table spoon, maybe a little less.
I would just get it from the... uh... 'tap' it seems less icky to me that way (I dont know why!?) and just have a big glass of water to drink ready after...

you know... if I were going to... do that... sorta thing...

[mamabearsoblessed]

just gotta share.... I'm thouroughly enjoying this thread :

[Pumpkin_Blythe]

I swear I just threw up in my mouth a little. lol I use to love "going down there" and "finishing him off" till I got with Nick. The man has SO MUCH junk you gag.. a lesson I do NOT want to tell you how I learned. lol So now I do my thing, but there will be no little men in my stomach anytime soon. lol

p.s... a teaspoon? Are you kidding? He has a mouthful and THEN some...There goes that Vomit feeling again.... BLAHHHH

[seekingtruth]

I have no idea how much my dh would have... it seriously might be worth finding out bc I am feeling quite desperate to get this baby OUT!!! If anyone tries it, please do let us know if it works!!

[durafemina]

y'all should do what I just did and come back and read this thread again while drinking a nice blueberry/banana/yogurt smoothie.

mmmmmm. . . .