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post #1 of 29
10/15/07 at 12:22pm
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Since I'm never going to meet my baby, it might be nice to know if it is a girl or a boy, so I don't have to go the next 20 years referring to it as s/he.
post #2 of 29
10/15/07 at 12:25pm
I am beginning to think I need one to make sure there IS in fact a human baby in there and not an elephant fetus. Since elephants have such a long gestation, I am seriously beginning to wonder?!
post #3 of 29
10/15/07 at 12:27pm
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Oooo, good point - don't they gestate for like 4 years or something? I have a good pelvis, but I'm not sure if it's that good...
post #4 of 29
10/15/07 at 12:28pm
post #5 of 29
10/15/07 at 12:29pm
Elephants gestate for 18 months. I know this because dh takes great delight in reminding me every time I complain that this baby is never coming out.
post #6 of 29
10/15/07 at 2:07pm
Asian elephants can gestate 19-22 months! ahhh. Other elephants are 18 months though. Did you know opossums only gestate for 12 days, lucky asses! Fun wildlife facts!

Seriously though.. I can hardly fit in the shower with DS anymore. His head keeps hitting my belly and I keep knocking him over!
post #7 of 29
10/15/07 at 2:17pm
This thread cracks me up.
post #8 of 29
10/15/07 at 2:53pm
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Originally Posted by kleines View Post
Asian elephants can gestate 19-22 months! ahhh. Other elephants are 18 months though. Did you know opossums only gestate for 12 days, lucky asses! Fun wildlife facts!

Seriously though.. I can hardly fit in the shower with DS anymore. His head keeps hitting my belly and I keep knocking him over!
post #9 of 29
10/15/07 at 3:14pm
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Originally Posted by kleines View Post
Asian elephants can gestate 19-22 months! ahhh.

Seriously though.. I can hardly fit in the shower with DS anymore. His head keeps hitting my belly and I keep knocking him over!
When DS hugs me around the knees, he dissapears from view completely
post #10 of 29
10/15/07 at 3:20pm
I'm pretty certain there aren't any elephants in us, just very patient baby's

Yesterday I dropped something in my lap but once it's under the belly, it's gone! My dh had to get it for me
post #11 of 29
10/15/07 at 4:22pm
Elephants may gestate for 19-22 months, BUT they deliver in 30 minutes!
post #12 of 29
10/15/07 at 4:55pm
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Elephants may gestate for 19-22 months, BUT they deliver in 30 minutes!
Which would be great if only it wasn't a 200 lb baby! :
post #13 of 29
10/15/07 at 6:38pm
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Originally Posted by firstkid4me View Post
Elephants may gestate for 19-22 months, BUT they deliver in 30 minutes!
That must be natures way of apologizing for the long gestation?! I wonder how long an opossum takes to deliver? You know, since they only gestate for 12 days.
post #14 of 29
10/15/07 at 9:27pm
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post #15 of 29
10/15/07 at 9:51pm
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Originally Posted by Dena View Post
Which would be great if only it wasn't a 200 lb baby! :
Right? There was a 60 something year old female elephant at the zoo that we saw and her vagina was hanging REALLY low. That must stretch things out quite a bit, lol.
post #16 of 29
10/15/07 at 9:52pm
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Originally Posted by kleines View Post
That must be natures way of apologizing for the long gestation?! I wonder how long an opossum takes to deliver? You know, since they only gestate for 12 days.
Sucks to be the opossum if that's the case, lol.
post #17 of 29
10/15/07 at 9:57pm
Does your vagina hang low, Does it wobble too and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, Can you tie it in a bow?
post #18 of 29
10/15/07 at 10:25pm
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Originally Posted by kleines View Post
Does your vagina hang low, Does it wobble too and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, Can you tie it in a bow?
I was thinking that when I posted it
post #19 of 29
10/16/07 at 1:28am
: lmao!!
post #20 of 29
10/16/07 at 1:33am
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Originally Posted by kleines View Post
Does your vagina hang low, Does it wobble too and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot, Can you tie it in a bow?

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard or so loud at ANYTHING on this forum before..... Good one!
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