Gosh. This thread makes me feel so blessed! I had morning sickness a little, but never threw up. This is the first time in my life since I was little that my skin is 100% clear. I've gained 2 lbs (19 weeks preg) and I feel perfectly 100% normal all the time. No huge boobs, no weird changes, no stretch marks, no line up my belly, no soreness, no insomnia, no cravings, no ickiness at all. Yay!
Baby, the first time I felt you move I was in awe. The next 200-300 movements were amazing, but now you don't STOP moving. Ever. You kick like a pro quarterback. Do you know how weird it is to feel an alien squirming around inside you when you are trying to sleep, eat, take a poo, and have sex?
SERIOUSLY! It's CREEPY so can you CUT IT OUT FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES?!!!
(I swear there are ten in there and they are working in shifts. Is it POSSIBLE to have ADHD in the womb?)
I am sick of carpal tunnel, my crappy cell phone, and all the dang housework. I want a stinking dishwasher!! I don't care how un-green it is. I Oh and I am really tired of my hands going numb and hurting. Did I mention that carpal tunnel is a real pain? I also wish an answer would come to me as to where I am to have this baby *sigh* Oh and last, but certainly not least...I hate carpal tunnel. Oh and I am forgetting the Reynaud's syndrome. Frozen nipples are so NOT fun!