Mine wasn't messy either. I had the baby in the irthing pool and got out after I delivered the placenta. TH emidwife stuck a towel between my legs while dh dried me and baby off (I never let go of him the whole time--mw's rule) and then I got into bed onto a towel. THey took the towel away damp, but not bloddy. The towel between my legs was bloody of course by the time I got switched to underwear and a pad, but I don't think it was bad. I don't recall there being much clean up at all, but I was in baby bliss.
Oh, my friend had a UC. It happened so fast, she had the baby on her bedroom carpet before she even realized she was ready to push. She said she had a small patch of blood to clean up (she did it herself afterwards) and some drips leading to the bathroom, but it wasn't bad at all.
Oh, my friend had a UC. It happened so fast, she had the baby on her bedroom carpet before she even realized she was ready to push. She said she had a small patch of blood to clean up (she did it herself afterwards) and some drips leading to the bathroom, but it wasn't bad at all.










Having an "old" sheet and waterproof barrier over top of a freshly made bed makes it really easy to just pull off the top layer and tada, you have a clean bed. 


and the small amount of fluid/blood I lost was quickly and easily caught by our midwife's assistant...I was expecting so much worse since my first birth was pretty bloody.

Long story, but dh didn't do a very good job of ensuring that all the tub plugs were closed tightly, and we had one of the birth pool's layers lose air. Slosh, slosh went the water out the pool anytime I leaned. Lots of towels (read every towel in the house) and a few comforters later, all was good
IME, the mess is absolutely not an issue. And like tinyshoes said, it was my mess 