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Oliver has arrived!  

post #1 of 19
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We have a baby! Unfortunately things did not go quite according to plan but my DH summed it up so well in his birth announcement that I decided just to copy it:

"Oliver Roland Cox was born in Arlington, Virginia, today, August 24, 2007, at 12:41 pm to the proud parents of Paul and Julia Cox.

Like his father before him, Oliver successfully fooled everyone into thinking he was going to come out head first but, two days prior, he secretly shifted himself into a breech position.

After 15 hours of home labor, this breech problem was discovered when the midwife, feeling for Oliver's head, found his testicles instead.

The whole gang subsequently moved to a local hospital, whereupon his mother gave birth to him by CS, where the first thing that emerged happened to be Oliver's buttocks.

His father is already planning to point out to Oliver's future prom date that the first thing of Oliver's anybody touched were his balls, and the first thing anyone saw was his ass.

Young Mr. Oliver came into the world at a fighting weight of 9 lbs., and is currently listed as being 21 inches long.

Both mother and son have fallen fast asleep. And dad will soon follow."

We're all happy and healthy, he's a champion nurser, and although I'm irked to have to recover from abdominal surgery with a new baby, I'm fine with everything that happened because I know I gave it my best. Sometimes the end result is out of our hands!

I'll try to have some photos up tomorrow night or Monday... thanks for all the well wishes on my other thread
post #2 of 19
oh my gosh! welcome oliver!!! what a great name...love the name oliver. we have some great names goin' on in our DDC that is for sure. i'm glad you and he are both doing well...i'm so happy for you! wooooooohooooo!
post #3 of 19
Congrats!
post #4 of 19
Leave it to a guy to make something like that so dang funny!

I am happy you and baby are ok and have a Daddy such as that around. That outlook is much needed. We are here for you if you need to vent about any of it, but you already know, you did all you could and you thats enough, it really is.
post #5 of 19
Thread Starter 
Thanks all... I'm sure as time goes by I may be processing some leftover feelings as they surface.

Just realized he put August, not November, doi! We're beat...
post #6 of 19
Welcome, Oliver! congrats, mama. I hope you have a smooth recovery.
post #7 of 19
Congratulations on the arrival of Oliver, no matter which way he decided to exit! Your husband's announcement cracks me up.

on your section. Even when you know it's the only way things could have gone, it can be hard to process.

Rest up and recover well... and enjoy your little guy!
post #8 of 19
OMG, that's the freakin' funniest birth announcement I have ever read!!!!!

Congratulations!!!!
post #9 of 19
Congrats!!! I LOVE the birth announcement!
post #10 of 19
That birth announcement was fantastic, I had to share it with my DH. Congrats on the birth of Oliver, and take good care of yourself mama. That's a rough surgery to recover from.
post #11 of 19
Congratulations mama and welcome baby Oliver! Best of wishes for a smooth recovery and hoping you can take it easy. Your DH has a great writing style.
post #12 of 19
OMG, I just died laughing!!!!!
post #13 of 19
That wins the 'funniest birth announcement' award!

Congrats on Baby Oliver, despite the unexpected mooning he gave you.
post #14 of 19
congrats!
post #15 of 19
Congrats! Love the birth announcement
post #16 of 19
ok..really funny !!! congrats on olivers arrival
post #17 of 19
still laughing....congratulations, hope you heal nicely.
post #18 of 19
Your DH made up a great announcement....mine was so silly and sleep deprived the next day my Grandma aske what the babies name was and he couldn't remember.... on the section and hurray for super nurser Oliver!
post #19 of 19
That is an awesome birth announcement! Congratulations and Welcome Oliver!!!!
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