Pregnancy Police

[guest9921]

Imagine what the Pregnancy Police would say if they knew I've gone through 2lbs of hot cocoa powder in the last two months?:

I'd So be arrested. :nana:

[VickV]

Mmmmm ...

Once they're done with you, they'll be on me for my cup-a-day coffee consumption

[wife&mommy]

Uhmmm yeah me too, except mine is even worse. I won't say!

[stellimamo]

They'd get me for the 1/2 glass of wine every other night.

[Nitenites]

Three Hershey bars here. In one day.

[mama2rey]

They are after me for drinking Diet Coke AND eating sushi at the same time!

[Code Name Mama]

Originally Posted by VickV

Mmmmm ...

Once they're done with you, they'll be on me for my cup-a-day coffee consumption

I have two - but I justify this because I mix half regular, half decaf :

[Pastrydemon]

Originally Posted by dionnakay

I have two - but I justify this because I mix half regular, half decaf :

I can top that -- I have 2 cups of regular!

[kittywitty]

Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said I don't need salt right now. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? :

[Quindin]

M&Ms and Coke - not together and not all the time, but more often than I should

[transformed]

I had a red dye #40 party/buffet last night. Included an 8 oz bag of Swedish fish and HUGE cup of red Gatorade.



BTW...I had to share this with you: There is a label on the Swedish fish bag that says:

To be enjoyed as part of a healthy, active lifestyle. To learn more about nutrition visit http://www.mypyrimid.gov

[transformed]

Originally Posted by kittywitty

Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said I don't need salt right now. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? :

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[mama2rey]

Originally Posted by kittywitty

Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said I don't need salt right now. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? :

I had a teenage boy at Starbucks tell me I couldn't have a the caffeine in a mocha! I can't believe some people!

[starry_mama]

Well, I guess I shouldn't tell that lady at your Wendy's about the meth lab in my basement then huh?

[transformed]

Originally Posted by starry_mama

Well, I guess I shouldn't tell that lady at your Wendy's about the meth lab in my basement then huh?

I would say "I DO need salt because Iodine is an essential mineral for thyroid function."

So give me my damn salt

[bumblebeej]

Originally Posted by kittywitty

Did I tell y'all about when I went through Wendy's the other night? I got myself some fries for a snack, and dd some nuggets. I asked for a salt packet and the drive through lady told me no! She said I don't need salt right now. So you're going to sell me fried crap but I can't have salt? :

OMG! I would so call someone and report that! That's like telling a chubby person they can't eat there. :

[Diva Mama]

Originally Posted by expectantmami

I had a teenage boy at Starbucks tell me I couldn't have a the caffeine in a mocha! I can't believe some people!

A recent conversation in a coffeee emporium I refuse to name:

jackass: "Uh, decaf still contains caffeine"
me: "They taught you that in barista school?"
jackass: "I just figured since pregnant women aren't supposed to have caffeine..."
me: "If you were paid to figure you'd know that a rapid withdrawal from caffeine would only screw with my adrenal glands and compromise my health and my baby's more than a serving of caffeine ever could. But since you're not paid to figure, you're paid to fill my order, why don't you get on that?"

I love New York.

[transformed]

Originally Posted by Diva Mama

A recent conversation in a coffeee emporium I refuse to name:

jackass: "Uh, decaf still contains caffeine"
me: "They taught you that in barista school?"
jackass: "I just figured since pregnant women aren't supposed to have caffeine..."
me: "If you were paid to figure you'd know that a rapid withdrawal from caffeine would only screw with my adrenal glands and compromise my health and my baby's more than a serving of caffeine ever could. But since you're not paid to figure, you're paid to fill my order, why don't you get on that?"

I love New York.

Ok, I am officially scared of New Yorkers now. :

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[starry_mama]

Diva, I think if we knew each other IRL, we would be best friends. :

[lisarussell]

I'm officially convinced then, that I have an Inner New Yorker. I wish I could master the accent.

I won't say what naughty thing I did last night, but BOY do I feel great this morning.