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Can you believe he said this?!

post #1 of 31
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So last night dh and I were talking about PP sex. Both of us want to resume activities asap but I told him that I was definitely waiting until my 6 wk check-up and the okay from my MW, especially since I had an issue with a stitch healing funny and I am not going to take any chances...even if I feel like DTD before then.

Fast forward two hours...We are in bed and I am nursing Caleb and dh is behind me spooning me. And he says (get this!!!) "ya know, maybe now would be a good time for us to try anal sex." I'm sure there was a moment of (shocked!) silence before I think I said something like "um, NO" which was quickly followed by "*&@!!$#% What are you *talking* about?! You don't think that's sore too?!"

Normally dh is so sensitive but I just can't believe he said this. : Why are men so obsessed with butts?! :
post #2 of 31


Well... you definitely haven't lost your allure for him is all I can say.

Men are funny creatures.
post #3 of 31
LMAO! Lawd have mercy!
post #4 of 31
ok too funny in a sad sort of way/// mins is getting impatient as well...
post #5 of 31
My dh would probably have said that too if I hadn't agreed to pp sex sooner.
post #6 of 31
OMG, what is it with men and butt sex?
post #7 of 31
This is one post I can't allow DH to read or he'll definitely get ideas. Not that he probably doesn't already have them.
post #8 of 31
Thread Starter 
Well, this is something he's brought up before, but in his defense, it *has* been a really long time since we DTD. We were having yeast issues during pg and then by the time those resolved I was so enormous and so tired it was too much to even think about.

Butt (pun intended)...I just had to post this b/c who could I tell this to IRL who would appreciate it as much as you all would?
post #9 of 31
OMG! I would have beaten him with these bazooka boobs!
post #10 of 31
Holy moly! Gotta give him props for the freaking nerve he has! My DH hasn't even hinted at anything. Poor guy. I figure he's given up.
post #11 of 31
too funny. We haven't had sex in forever.. I'm totally turned off of the idea while pregnant and I'm pretty sure my DH isn't turned on by pregnancy either since he never seems to mention having sex. 3 DAYS postpartum and he's ready for sex LOL.. the second I started to look normal he's ready to go.. I don't think the huge nursing boobs are helping him either LOL
post #12 of 31


God, my butt hurts more than my girl parts...thank you hemi's!
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post #14 of 31
Oh man....if it makes you feel better, that was DH's great idea when I was on bedrest and we couldn't have sex. No thanks.
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post #16 of 31
See, my dirty mind says you should have offered to buy a strap on if he'd really like to try some anal sex....
post #17 of 31
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Originally Posted by De-lovely View Post
LMAO! Lawd have mercy!

ahahahahaha this was my reaction.
post #18 of 31
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Originally Posted by *HolisticMama* View Post
See, my dirty mind says you should have offered to buy a strap on if he'd really like to try some anal sex....
post #19 of 31
Bwahahahaaa I like Cindy's idea!

My husband is also butt obsessed like the best of them. I don't know why so many men are. He's such a nice, sensitive guy, but he likes butts. *sigh*
post #20 of 31
Decddc lurker here...

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Originally Posted by Curlita View Post


Well... you definitely haven't lost your allure for him is all I can say.

Men are funny creatures.

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I think that's really cute in a "men are goofy" sort of way. I mean, I'd still be flattered!
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