Can you believe he said this?! - Page 2

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Originally Posted by *HolisticMama*

See, my dirty mind says you should have offered to buy a strap on if he'd really like to try some anal sex....

great idea!! everytime dh tries to convince me to umm mix it up with a chick i say.. fine but if i have to you do too (with another guy!!1) works every time!!

[AKmomof2+1inNov]

LOL-men! I've gotten lots of similar suggestions recently myself.

[maisiedotes]

Just tell him you have a giant hemorrhoid. Maybe that will turn him off. Our joke was that if DH watched Mairaed emerge from my loins he would be so freaked out, he would not come near me for years.

[Lizzie9984]

Mine has never brought it up. I figured I'd make it very clear well ahead of time when we were dating that it wasn't an option, and told him, "If you ever want to try anal, you might as well find yourself a boyfriend!"

Either he's not into it to begin with, or he got the hint

[Isaac'sMa]

I bet you're right, Maisie! The funny thing is that he saw ds1 come out and it took him a loooooonnnng time to get over it and even want to DTD again....but we had lots of good sex during the pg. Not so much this time around. And, this time the birth was so fast he missed it. I can guarantee if he'd seen it he would not be wanting to DTD so soon. I was on all fours with my butt in the air when I gave birth! (Then again, maybe it would have turned him on.

[kgrfcharlton]

This has all been very humorous! Just today dh was wanting me to touch it. I just looked at him & laughed. I told him that my lady business wanted nothing to do w/his penis, it forbidded me to even touch it!

[isosmom]

: I opened this thread and I couldn't even tell dh what it was about. Don't want him getting any ideas.

[Curlita]

Originally Posted by Isaac'sMa

The funny thing is that he saw ds1 come out and it took him a loooooonnnng time to get over it and even want to DTD again.

Mainly thanks to your sharing this story earlier, I specified that i wanted my husband at the HEAD of the bed during the birth NOT down where the action was. He was relieved when I suggested this plan.

[Lizzie9984]

Originally Posted by Curlita

Mainly thanks to your sharing this story earlier, I specified that i wanted my husband at the HEAD of the bed during the birth NOT down where the action was. He was relieved when I suggested this plan.

And to think, I'd prefer mine be down there to catch the baby
He's not enthusiastic about that idea, muttered something about visions of vienna sausages being tossed down subway tunnels

[kennedy444]

Tell him to stick it up his own butt!

[StacieM]

This thread has me

You ladies crack me up.

I'm with the others, I don't think the big bfing boobies help any.

When my milk first started coming in and I was huge, DH goes "See you can get implants that size" - of course at the time I was sore, so to me, having boobs that size means sore boobs. I can't get past the thought that it would hurt to have boobies that big all the time (that and the fact that I really do NOT like surgeries unless absolutely necessary is enough to insure that I won't have to deal with boobs that size all the time). Of course, I didn't think they "looked" all that bad. They were just uncomfortable as heck and I did NOT want anything touching them and even getting comfortable lying down was complicated.