.....Ya just might get it! After weeks of non-stop bitching at Mother Nature to to get some kind of progress going, I started having some very mild contractions late this morning, followed by a teeny little amount of nice creamy brown-ish mucus mid-afternoon (what a lovely-looking thing to behold, huh?) I'm assuming that translates into dilation to some degree or another 
Let's see, the contractions started shortly after I noticed it felt like someone was rubbing sandpaper against my cervix, and that was about 10am. They're concentrated on the underside of the belly and wrapping around to the extreme lower back (like right above the butt crack) They're not painful in the slightest bit, but the pressure is almost exactly like what I experiance when I have that uncontrollable urge to crack my back. However, I know from trying to crack my back today that it's useless---The joints don't need popped
They're not exactly regular, I spent 2 hours timing them and they seem to range from a few seconds to a few minutes in length, with anywhere from 5 to 30 minute breaks between them....I actually fell asleep for a while out of boredom from waiting for another to start up during one of the lengthier breaks
The lovely-looking mucus appeared around 4pm, just one little blob on the TP about the size of a dime, and not a thing since....
And the babe, good lord, in any given hour since this morning, the baby's moved more in one hour than they seem to normally move in a whole day, the kid's going crazy in there, they're all over the freakin' place. And if they keep slamming into my stomach like they've been doing, I'm liable to puke, they're really getting my stomach churning something fierce....
Just thought everyone in the Overdue Club would like to know of the possibility of Mother Nature greasin' my gears
If that's not the case, though, this is a really cruel joke on her part
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Let's see, the contractions started shortly after I noticed it felt like someone was rubbing sandpaper against my cervix, and that was about 10am. They're concentrated on the underside of the belly and wrapping around to the extreme lower back (like right above the butt crack) They're not painful in the slightest bit, but the pressure is almost exactly like what I experiance when I have that uncontrollable urge to crack my back. However, I know from trying to crack my back today that it's useless---The joints don't need popped

They're not exactly regular, I spent 2 hours timing them and they seem to range from a few seconds to a few minutes in length, with anywhere from 5 to 30 minute breaks between them....I actually fell asleep for a while out of boredom from waiting for another to start up during one of the lengthier breaks

The lovely-looking mucus appeared around 4pm, just one little blob on the TP about the size of a dime, and not a thing since....
And the babe, good lord, in any given hour since this morning, the baby's moved more in one hour than they seem to normally move in a whole day, the kid's going crazy in there, they're all over the freakin' place. And if they keep slamming into my stomach like they've been doing, I'm liable to puke, they're really getting my stomach churning something fierce....
Just thought everyone in the Overdue Club would like to know of the possibility of Mother Nature greasin' my gears

If that's not the case, though, this is a really cruel joke on her part
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