Please note this is OT, ...; in any event I thought it might bring a bit of levity. (please, don't actually follow this advice!)
Pat
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PEACE AND CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23 beers, a bottle of tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of a cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
(forwarded from another list)
Pat
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PEACE AND CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23 beers, a bottle of tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of a cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
(forwarded from another list)
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