One of THOSE days

[GinaRae]

As I am grumping at everyone and telling the kids to shush a thousand times, my husband says, "Tell me what I can do to help you."

That's very sweet, but he's just had a vasectomy and isn't supposed to be doing anything but sitting...

Can you feed the baby? Nope.
Can you make the kids well? Nope.
Can you make them lunch? Nope.
Can you go to the two stores that MUST be gone to today before they close? Nope.
Can you take a nap for me? Nope.
Can you take a shower for me? Nope.
Can you do the laundry? Nope.
Can you clean the floors? Nope.

Then no, I guess there's nothing for you to do!

[Curlita]

Okay, I am naughty, but given that he can't do any of those OTHER things, I would have suggested that some oral lovin' would be appreciated.

[GinaRae]

Actually, funny you said that because he offered it as the only thing he could do. I turned it down because, well, I have too much to do! The only reason I am on right now is because I am nursing.

[Curlita]

Originally Posted by GinaRae

Actually, funny you said that because he offered it as the only thing he could do. I turned it down because, well, I have too much to do! The only reason I am on right now is because I am nursing.

[scheelimama]

Great suggestion Erica and Gina, I can't believe you turned it down! (I mean, I can, but oh man, I don't think I'd ever turn down an offer like that!)

[GinaRae]

Well it kind of hurts my feelings after DH didn't want hardly any for the whole pregnancy and now he's all over me. And he doesn't see it!

[chrysalis]