OK, I need to confess....

[flapjack]

Yesterday, I announced to a crowded toddler group that I needed to take my adorable daughter and change her nappy because she was stinky. I knew she wasn't. Why?????

Flatulence : Getting the dog to take the blame for me is one thing, but my potty-training 2yo? I'm a BAD person....

[the elyse]

i love it!!!

[SamuraiMom]

hee hee hee, , thats funny!

[lincap]

Oh that is GREAT! I am going to use that one!!!!!!!!!!!


When DS was 5 days old, we had people over and I couldn't stop... it was noisy... long... noisy... unstoppable... I kept blaming him...

ahhahahah!

[CalebsMama05]

I've done that too...

[northwoods1995]

[nolonger]

I'm fairly fortunate in the flatulence department (I have PLENTY and it's noisy, but not as smelly as it might be) but when I was pregnant with ds and needed a public restroom, I ALWAYS claimed that it was the 2 year old who needed to go potty and was about to peepee all over the business's floor if they didn't let us use the employee restroom NOW.

It worked, too.

[flapjack]

OK, I feel a little better

[BJSkolnik]

I have many times wished for a small one to blame it on! lol but dd is 5 and can very well (and loudly) point out that it was mommy.

[the elyse]

"shew! what's that smell?" ~dd

[eilonwy]

Originally Posted by noordinaryspider

I'm fairly fortunate in the flatulence department (I have PLENTY and it's noisy, but not as smelly as it might be) but when I was pregnant with ds and needed a public restroom, I ALWAYS claimed that it was the 2 year old who needed to go potty and was about to peepee all over the business's floor if they didn't let us use the employee restroom NOW.

It worked, too.

You know, I've found just the opposite to be true-- with a little kid, they're hesitant and they hem and haw, but sooo many places that "don't have restrooms" suddenly become available if you're visibly pregnant. It's a problem for me because my kids are so petite, but have buns. BooBah especially looks like she's wearing a diaper becuase she's all booty (she hasn't worn one in a year and a half ). They don't believe me when I say she's wearing underpants and not a pull-up. . . Thankfully I've got a BBLP in the van.