I don't understand ...
... my partner and I are having sex ALL THE TIME and I'm not getting pregnant! Even when I eat pineapple three times a day and stick my legs up in the air after ... after sex, I mean, not after eating pineapple!
Is it because it's silicone? (Again, not referring to the pineapple.)
Is that the problem?
Am I missing something?
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAhahaha.

Heh, heh. Sigh.
I'm kidding ... no need to sound the alarm. Just stirring crazy over here in the mountains. Grrr, fertility clinics! A pox on their muddled bureaucracy! A pox on the Canadian legal system! Free the frozen embryos! Storm the cryo tanks!
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