but I will worship the Peaches and Cream cotton god(s).

So that rouge washrag that snuck down my sink and into my disposal the other day? It just cleaned up 2 lbs. of pure honey off my hardwood floor. Without leaving a residue. I don't need to mop. And I managed to not cut my hands up anymore (I did twice before I got the sense about me to use the washrag).
I don't need to mop up after having 2 lbs of honey on my hardwood floor. Say it with me:
We bow down before thee oh humble cotton washrag.

So that rouge washrag that snuck down my sink and into my disposal the other day? It just cleaned up 2 lbs. of pure honey off my hardwood floor. Without leaving a residue. I don't need to mop. And I managed to not cut my hands up anymore (I did twice before I got the sense about me to use the washrag).
I don't need to mop up after having 2 lbs of honey on my hardwood floor. Say it with me:
We bow down before thee oh humble cotton washrag.









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