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Originally Posted by ajsgirl 
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Now I have a real excuse for why I'm not putting out tonight.... 
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You laugh, but one night while drinking on a camping trip my husband ponied up to the BBQ pit to show off his kevlar tongue. He ate this stuff called "Spider Bite" by licking a dollop the size of quarter off the palm of his hand. Well fast forward to later that night, back in the trailer, after having a few drinks, and we were getting frisky...
We emptied two coolers of ice, and the entire 30 gallon water tank. I sat over the wet bath toilet with the shower nozzle between my legs while he kept wrapping ice cubes up in paper towels so I could pack them in there.
You wanna sober up really quickly? Douche with hot sauce!