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Parents of teens! Trying to teach your children the awesome responsibility of parenthood? Want them to understand what happens when you get pregnant?

This exclusive offer is now available for a limited time only! One infant girl available for rent between the hours of 3am and 6am. Guaranteed to keep your teen awake for frantic nursing, painful gas and burping, and blowout diapers.

We're so confident in our offer, we guarantee your teen won't even look at a member of the opposite sex for a full six months after just one week of rentals. Order NOW!
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Hmm... could my DH rent this baby for his high school classroom? There are a few young men and women in there who could use a brief reminder of the end result of copulation.
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My 16 year old brother came over this weekend to help me cook some food for the freezer. The baby was being so calm, just sleeping in the sling, and then my brother got to hold him for like 15 minutes. I kept thinking to myself, "This is NOT the way to teach my brother to not have sex," so I made a point of telling him that the baby is awake from 11 pm to 2 am every night.
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Lmao
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