Dear mommy.....

[Goddess3_2005]

Dear Mommy,

I am writing to let you know that I will not be forcefully evicted from my home. I believe you may have realized by now you unjustly changed my eviction date from the 21st to the 14th. Any attempts to remove me from my home prior to our original agreed upon departure date will be dealt with*swiftly and sternly*by my legal team, as you have noticed from your last forceful eviction attempt I will not be forcefully evicted.

I feel that you are being a slightly mean Mommy by telling me that I will be grounded if I don’t come out soon. I know I am slightly co-dependedent and a little needy, but I see by the mass quantity of baby slings you have purchased this is a trait you don’t mind. Please refrain from rushing me and please stop with the bumpy car rides, pineapples, jumping jacks, needles, and please tell daddy to stop poking me in the head.

If you will excuse me, Survivor is on and I believe (if*my taste buds aren't*mistaken) that you have just made eggplant parmigiana for dinner (although I will add if you think it will make me come out it will not work.). Have a lovely evening and get your rest, you are going to need it.

Sincerely,
Your baby

[ChristyH]

Originally Posted by Goddess3_2005

and please tell daddy to stop poking me in the head.

Yeah, mine doesn't want to be evicted either. I think I might actually turn into a pineapple before that happens.

[Jennisee]

[~ATenthMuse~]

Originally Posted by ChristyH

Yeah, mine doesn't want to be evicted either. I think I might actually turn into a pineapple before that happens.

Y'all aren't alone! Thankfully my mil is visiting and keeping me distracted or I most likely would have driven myself nuts days ago!!!

[oyinmama]

Lolol!

[Incubator]

Probably more psychically comforting that the letters to them telling them to get a move on, eh?