You should get him the most unique gift ever...a cup of FMU!
That's what my DH is getting.
He wants to test then, I don't. So I will leave him a cup of pee, a test and a poem about it when I leave for work.
That is so funny!
Here are my imaginary symptoms:
I have been feeling like total crap since Saturday (O day). I know in my head that it's not possibly pregnancy symptoms, but I have been having a burning sensation high up in my stomach, serious nausea on and off all day and (TMI alert) way too frequent trips to the bathroom. I'm considering self-diagnosing an ulcer. Just kidding. I'm sure I'll develop more imaginary symptoms as the days pass.