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post #1 of 33
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that I am far too mature and sophisticated to have required a designated driver to drive me home last night from the beach while I puked out the window the entire time.


sadly, you would be wrong.


Lesson Learned:

when very cute bartender who has been flirting with you all night begs you to do a shot with her before you leave, ASK WHAT IS IN THE SHOT. Just because it is clear and she serves it to you with a lemon does not mean it is a lemon drop. It could very well be your arch nemesis, Tequila.
post #2 of 33
Ack, that made my stomach turn just thinking about - tequila.... :
post #3 of 33
Ahhh we share a nemesis, g.

And for me it goes something like this:


post #4 of 33
icky i am not friends with tequila
i thought my dh husband didn't do that any more either, but last night he:Puke
On.our.friends.bed.
i mean, i've been there too, but i've never done it on someones bed, in fact, i've only ever puked outdoors or in a toilet.
and guess who cleaned up the bed?:
post #5 of 33
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Originally Posted by UnschoolnMa View Post
Ahhh we share a nemesis, g.

And for me it goes something like this:




What is strange is that I drink tequila in margaritas all the time with no problem, but a shot just destroys me.
post #6 of 33
Yeah I can do a Long Island tea or a sunrise etc, but straight is all kinds of bad. :
post #7 of 33
I have never been buddies with tequila. I can have one or two, but never more than that. It makes me feel yucky yucky.
Now on the other hand, rye paralyzers....mmmm........4 more weeks to go........
post #8 of 33
There are worst-post tequila experiences than vomiting. Exhibit A: the boyfriend I dated for a couple of months in 1995...
post #9 of 33
oh thank g-d!!!!!!!!!!! i thought i was the only one!!! except my thing is wine, which i am giving up for a loooooooooong time...
post #10 of 33
Well, did you at least get her number before the puking?
post #11 of 33
Many moons BC, I learned that tequila can cause 2 day hangovers.
post #12 of 33
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Originally Posted by lisa49 View Post
Well, did you at least get her number before the puking?

no, g had NO game after the shot.
post #13 of 33
My worst tequila night was about 7 years ago. A "friend" and I were doing shots - I think there may have been some kind of bet involved that I couldn't handle as many as he could. About 6 shots into the game, the bartender pulled me aside and finally told me that my "friend" was taking a shot of TEA for each of my shots of tequila. Jerk.
This same guy, who happened to own the bar & grill we were at that night - the same bar that I bartended at for awhile - was later arrested b/c he had a video camera installed in the women's restroom and a sizeable collection of tapes at home.

I don't do tequila anymore.
post #14 of 33
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Originally Posted by greenluv View Post
Many moons BC, I learned that tequila can cause 2 day hangovers.
My last significant encounter with tequila caused more than a 2 day hangover.

Let's put it this way: DS's middle name should have *been* tequila.

Yes, tequila makes my clothes fall off.
post #15 of 33
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
post #16 of 33
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Originally Posted by mshollyk View Post
oh thank g-d!!!!!!!!!!! i thought i was the only one!!! except my thing is wine, which i am giving up for a loooooooooong time...
I said that two weeks ago, and yet Little Miss Reisling is staring me in the eye right now.
post #17 of 33
Ack - tequilla slammers at 16...fastforward through my 20s and I still couldn't even smell that foul mistress without feeling ill. Took me until 35 to be able to have a margarita again!!

Feel better. Drink coconut water to hydrate!
post #18 of 33
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Originally Posted by mama ganoush View Post
that I am far too mature and sophisticated to have required a designated driver to drive me home last night from the beach while I puked out the window the entire time.


sadly, you would be wrong.
I would never think such a thing.
post #19 of 33
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no, g had NO game after the shot.
*cough*bullsh!t*cough*
post #20 of 33
This whole thread has me

Ahh, memories.
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