I was about dying laughing on some of these because they totally represent me.
I cried when DD ate a bite of my cheeseburger. Then I moped around for the rest of the day because that one bite would have made me feel better. Geez.
I am getting a cleaning lady. My house is beyond its normal gross and I can. not. take. it.
The trash is DH's only household chore and he has been totally slacking on it. It is nasty now.
Um did I mention our bathroom? This is the one room that should be clean right? well besides the kitchen. it is sooooo gross..... Cleaning lady starts there....