No, let me tell you about
Worst Episode Ever.
Birth Day.
Mother comes in for ultrasound at 41 weeks. Borderline low amniotic fluid (5-8 is borderline, she was 8, which most say can be solved with rehydration!). Anyway...
OH MY GOD! We have to induce now! BRING ON THE CYTOTEC!!
*one hour later* she's not dilating enough, so Pitocin is started. Then mama, who wanted a natural birth but now has cytotec and pit, gets epidural. Progress still too slow... only 1cm in an hour (omg!!) so they break her water.
There go the heart tones! Oh no! So they do this procedure to put water back INto her uterus (saline? Whatever...). Heart tones okay for awhile until they up the Pit more. Then they don't recover.
Rush to the OR, turn off the pit... heart tones recover beautifully!!! Contractions still going, but not enough progress for their schedule. So they start the pit slowly again, and it always eventually gets to the point where there is fetal distress (...duh?). Finally, they tell her they can't wait any longer, it's absolutely essential that they get the baby out NOW, even though it has no issues when the pit is off.
So they section her.
Sounds typical right? Well, she went from ultrasound to birth in less than FIVE HOURS.
Five.
Hours.
And then was told she couldn't breastfeed.
I went to my midwife appointment a week after I saw this episode and she and I just yelled and screamed in frustration the whole hour...

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