Looks like I'll be calling to schedule a beta tomorrow.
I was ranting away at my friend, davi, this morning about any number of things and mentioned that I keep waking up in a pool of sweat and can't figure out what the heck is going on with that when she stopped me and said, "Dude, you are SO knocked up! Tell me about the sweat!" And so I did--it's not typical for me, there's a LOT of it and it's centered around my breasts and, uh, southern regions, to the point that it feels like things are running down my legs when I head for the shower and I actually have heat rash on my chest. It's been, like, SIXTY here, so it's not the weather. "Yep," said davi the wise. "That was my surest sign that I was pregnant. All the sweat in both those spots. Try corn starch. And CALL ME WITH YOUR TEST RESULTS."
I'm cautiously optimistic.