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What would a bad guy eat for breakfast  

post #1 of 15
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So my almost 4 year old would not go to bed tonight. I got so frustrated, tried everything I could think of. Finally, he went to bed on the promise that if he stayed in bed, with no more yelling, he can have a bad guy breakfast tomorow. What should I serve?
post #2 of 15
Kittens and Tequila?
post #3 of 15
: : :
Okay. A bad guy = a tough guy? Tough guys eat protein. Eggs. Meat. Hopefully someone will have something creative and hilarious to suggest.
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post #5 of 15
Serve him a dinner style meal (meat, green beans, whatever) and tell him the bad guy hasn't been to bed yet.

Or go get a frozen pizza and make it in the morning, and give him a cup of decaf.
post #6 of 15
I was going to say eggs and meat too... but the pizza for breakfast idea is good as well!

That is too funny! A bad guy breakfast.
post #7 of 15
I'd just say "Hey Bad Guy, what do you want for breakfast?". Let him choose. What you think is a bad guy breakfast might be totally different from what he has in mind. So, to make it easy on yourself, just ask
post #8 of 15
Make a skull and crossbones out of eggs and bacon...?
post #9 of 15
Thread Starter 
Kittens and tequila. That is hilarious. I love the creepy breakfast too. I talked to my husband after I posted, and he said not to make him anything, because why would I do nice things for a bad guy?
post #10 of 15
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Originally Posted by amcal View Post
I'd just say "Hey Bad Guy, what do you want for breakfast?". Let him choose. What you think is a bad guy breakfast might be totally different from what he has in mind. So, to make it easy on yourself, just ask
This is a good idea.
post #11 of 15
I think the skull and crossbones idea is fabulous! My dh says BEEF. I would think the meat lover's special from Denny's would be a good foundation (canadian ham, bacon, sausage, eggs). Vegetarian tough guys might eat some fake b'fast sausage, tofu scramble, and burnt toast.
post #12 of 15
ITA that you should just ask. Odds are he'll have forgotten about it anyway, so you giving him kittens and tequila will just freak him out.

However, I like the crossbones bacon and eggs idea. My DS would probably like a bowl of nails. (With waffles to follow.)

Or, you could stick nails into his oatmeal, or cereal or yogurt or whatever - just a few really big ones so he wouldn't eat them by accident. Or put orange juice in a squirt gun, so he can shoot it into his mouth!
post #13 of 15
instead of smiley face pancakes, mean face pancakes? i like the idea of nails in the oatmeal... hilarious.


i LOVE this!! i can't wait till my son comes up with thing like this... dd is wearing me out with the princess crap.
post #14 of 15
So what did the bad guy end up eating for breakfast???
post #15 of 15
Yeah, I wanna know too.
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