someone put me out of my misery. it's too flippin hot right now, i've got a headache, and heartburn that won't go away, in spite of the tylenol and prevacid coursing through my veins. so sorry to whine, but no one else is up.
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Baby shifted, what can I say?
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And then MIL told me and DH to go home and have sex.
![]() DH: "My MOM told you to have sex with me!" (playfully) ME: "Well, your MOM isn't in charge of our sex life. Besides, I heard that prostaglandins are absorbed much better through digestion than cervical application." DH: (about three minutes later) "REALLY?!?!?! Okay!!" ME: "So, call your MOM and tell her THAT, okay?" (Yes, we tried it. No, I'm not in labor. But sex just seemed SO unappealing today!) |