Am I a Redneck?
I grew up in a small town
Dad had a farm (But it was 12 miles away)
Dad tried to learn how to raise cattle. (But never did)
Part of my childhood was on a dirt road. (but now I have curbs and sidewalks.)
I own a pick-up truck. (and 3 sports cars)
I like Willie Nelson and a few other country singers.
I never had to get a friend to come over and help me take the wheels off of my new home.
I don't call in sick to go coon hunting.
I don't chew or dip.
I've never owned a bass boat.
I know a "Bubba."
I don't know, am I a redneck?
Question: What do you get if you play a country music record backwards?
You get your girlfriend/boyfriend back, you get your dog back, you get mobile home back etc.