Apologies, Megan, if I have stolen your idea and run with it, but this was way too dumb for its own thread and way too good not to share.
In the early hours this morning, I dreamt that my baby appeared to me as a three year old and told me that she wanted to be named Titania. I asked her with an amused smile if she was the Queen of Summer. "Yes, I am," she says and transforms into a tall, gorgeous woman in a dress of growing greenery and blooming flowers. "And I command you to bring me eggs!" she says in a petulant 3-yr old voice. The dream ends abruptly and I feel the baby kicking me over and over and over as hard as possible. This goes on for like ten minutes while I try every sleeping position I can think of. Finally, I surrender and get up. While in the bathroom I realize I am starving and will not be able to get back to sleep.
Dear Baby,
I'm eating the eggs, but I am not naming you Titania...
Yeah, it's gonna be a weird day.
In the early hours this morning, I dreamt that my baby appeared to me as a three year old and told me that she wanted to be named Titania. I asked her with an amused smile if she was the Queen of Summer. "Yes, I am," she says and transforms into a tall, gorgeous woman in a dress of growing greenery and blooming flowers. "And I command you to bring me eggs!" she says in a petulant 3-yr old voice. The dream ends abruptly and I feel the baby kicking me over and over and over as hard as possible. This goes on for like ten minutes while I try every sleeping position I can think of. Finally, I surrender and get up. While in the bathroom I realize I am starving and will not be able to get back to sleep.
Dear Baby,
I'm eating the eggs, but I am not naming you Titania...
Yeah, it's gonna be a weird day.





: that is just too funny!


Mary
Then I realized at my next mw appt. that we didn't even tell her we had the baby and just showed up with her (already crawling at 1 week) at the next appt. Then my dh started calling her a completely different name that I HATE! O.K. maybe hate is a strong word, but I would never name my daughter that name and we had a big argument about what we were going to name her. I also remember that she came "early" and I called my mom to tell her she had a granddaughter. She has 6 grandsons as of now.
Dream fairy must have been busy last night.
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