A familiar ditty for all you lactivists

[indigo_sue]

I was thinking about all the places I've nursed my son, and came up with the idea to make this adaptation:

Do you like to nurse your son?
Would you nurse him here or there?
Would you nurse him in a house?
Would you nurse him with a mouse?
Would you nurse him in a box?
Would you nurse him with a fox?
Would you? Could you? In a car?
Nurse him! Nurse him! There you are!
You may like it. You will see.
You may nurse him in a tree!
A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you, in a train?
Say, in the dark! Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
Would you, could you, in the rain?
Don’t you like to nurse your son?
Could you, would you, with a goat?
Would you, could you, on a boat?

You want to nurse him, so you say.
Nurse him! Nurse him! You know you may!
Nurse him any way, I say.

Say! I really love to nurse my son!
I do! I like it, screw The Man!
And I will nurse him in a boat,
And I will nurse him with a goat.
I will nurse him here or there.
I will nurse him ANYWHERE!

[yogafeet]

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[frontierpsych]

no, I would not nurse my son with a goat, I would nurse him with my breast.

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[ewp11100]

Funny enough I have nursed him with a goat petting zoo