Sooooo, naked newborns. They're nice. But, apparently there's some kind of art to wrangling them that I don't know about.
This is how this my attempt went (keep in mind DH's sleeping & I'm wrangling a very loud 2 yo during this all):
- Roman wakes up & I check to see if his cord is still on. Thankfully YES, but just barely! I didn't get a naked shot of it yet!
- I set up the photography area.
- I nurse him to sleep & then take off his clothes... his cord is gone.
- I find the cord stump lost in the carpet.
- Sunlight has moved, I reposition the blanket.
- Roman wakes up & pees on me.
- Toddler destroys photo area while I wipe Roman off.
- I get Roman back to sleep.
- I set up photo area again, adjust for the moving sun.
- While standing up to get my camera, Roman poops with incredible force showering the entire area with yellow curry poop.
Somehow, I managed to get this one shot by propping his cord stump back over his belly button... before the cat stealthily stole the stump while I repositioned Roman.
Prosthetic Umbilical Cord
Other pictures...
My favorite
Smiling Sweetheart
Toddler Woke me up!
Why did I reincarnate so quickly!?!
Little toes
Quick! Get a dipe on that baby before he sprays the whole house!
This is how this my attempt went (keep in mind DH's sleeping & I'm wrangling a very loud 2 yo during this all):
- Roman wakes up & I check to see if his cord is still on. Thankfully YES, but just barely! I didn't get a naked shot of it yet!
- I set up the photography area.
- I nurse him to sleep & then take off his clothes... his cord is gone.
- I find the cord stump lost in the carpet.
- Sunlight has moved, I reposition the blanket.
- Roman wakes up & pees on me.
- Toddler destroys photo area while I wipe Roman off.
- I get Roman back to sleep.
- I set up photo area again, adjust for the moving sun.
- While standing up to get my camera, Roman poops with incredible force showering the entire area with yellow curry poop.
Somehow, I managed to get this one shot by propping his cord stump back over his belly button... before the cat stealthily stole the stump while I repositioned Roman.
Prosthetic Umbilical Cord
Other pictures...
My favorite
Smiling Sweetheart
Toddler Woke me up!
Why did I reincarnate so quickly!?!
Little toes
Quick! Get a dipe on that baby before he sprays the whole house!







After my friend photographer packed everything away, Zoe finally fell asleep, so she got out all of her equipment again, and we likely got the best pictures then. I can't wait to see them.
What kind of "props" did your friend use? I love to take pictures, but I run out of ideas beyond the sheepskin blanket!









You can do naked baby pictures whenever you want, pb&j!

