i just stared at her until she got uncomfortable enough to qualify with "it's just that it's all right there in the front."
The other day I was being introduced to a bunch of people and one said to me "I always expect to see a chubbo!"
He was 7 years old.
His mom tried to explain that I had a baby in my belly and he said, quite incredulously, "I don't see any baby boppin' around in there!"
I felt bad for his mom because I think she was embarrassed. But I totally understand that some children just lack a filter between their brain and their mouth. Besides, it was too funny to be offensive.