We live in Sprint Car country, the sprint car capitol of the world actually.
A few weeks ago it was Nationals season, and like the TRUE race fan that my DH was he spent every possible moment at the track
: Well one saturday I was having a Garage sale with a friend of mine and made DH take both kids with him to the track
They are walking around and all the sudden DS says "Daddy, I have to go potty." and DH says "Okay, we're almost to the bathroom. Just hold on one second." And DS says "I can't!!" and proceeds to drop his britches, right in the middle of the main walk way, surrounded by 50+ people, including the security guards and pees...right there on the sidewalk. DH drug him behind some farm equipment they had out on display and left a trail of pee in DS's wake.
DH said the security guard had to SIT DOWN on the ground she was laughing so hard. Everyone around him just CRACKED UP. DH said he wanted to