Zen's Den: House of Spelunk (v.II) - Page 3

[anonyma]

I'm totally getting Google Ads on this page for spelunking (the kind with caves)

Originally Posted by LibraryMo

Maura, 29, Army Wife recently transplanted to Southwest Virginia and lovin' the country life. I am a librarian, cook, scrapbooker, aspiring gardener and mother to our fur baby Lucy. TTC#1 for 11 cycles now with my wonderful DH.

I'm a librarian, too!

Originally Posted by binkin

Also? Still spotting, yinz guys.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'd forgotten that you said you were from Pittsburgh, and I read "yinz" like 294783457 times, thinking "do people who aren't from here say that???!!!"

[binkin]

Nabbed another one! (42 is my favorite number, being, as it is, the Answer.)

And yeah, anonyma, I'm pretty sure only Pittsburghers say "yinz." YINZ JAGOFFS! Oh my God, have you ever heard the Pants N'At skit from WDVE? I am dying laughing just thinking about it. "'at ain't no Donnie Iris workin' at no stupid Pants N'At"

You know what's good about spotting is that seriously, at least I'll know tomorrow. AF always starts the day after I start spotting, like... clockwork. Only hormone-work. Or whatever. Now watch, I'll still be spotting tomorrow and all throwing my hands up JUST because I said that.

Some folks asked about Etsy (I've been checking your shops ) -- I'd be selling knitted accessory type stuff, hm? Like fingerless mittens, gloves, socks, scarves, purses, little things. It doesn't seem so exciting but people seem to really like them, and I like knitting, and having a way to pay for the yarn would be awesome.

[LibraryMo]

Hey Zen, actually we've ben TTC since 12/07, but my cycles are shortish and so now we're on 11. Blech.

Anonyma! Yay for librarians! I'm working in a law office now and I really miss public libraries. Of course, now my schedule is M-F, 8:30-5 and I like that much better than my library schedules.

Binkin - Hopefully AF will stay away from you. Goooo BFP!

Carrot_flowers - please don't be ashamed of drunk dialing. I drinking is always my consolation for AF.

[minimunklemama]

Originally Posted by zenproofstella

Can you give me a little more info - to post on the bio page? sorry I dropped you acidentally (when i thought you were going to gbutts thread!).

okay,i'll try again
here's my blog MINIMUNKLEMAMA

I will be updating it soon now things are settling down again:0)

I am a 33 year old Brit living stateside with my American hubby of nearly seven years.I love to run,snowboard,sew (see my etsy store : ) and egg people on to pee on sticks !!!LOL
Crazy Mummy of three crazy babes,hoping to be blessed with a fourth.

[minimunklemama]

Carrot flowers,Sorry that the witch is on her way :

BinkinI'll be checking out your fingerless mittens

[carrot_flowers]

Originally Posted by 2in09

please do, you darling girl! i love the madness! you totally RICK!


Warning to All:

Expect a Drunk Dial from Mrs. 2in09 when next AF arrives.

awwwwwwwww, this is the first smile i've had since AF reared her ugly head.

YOU RICK, TOO!

[binkin]

Originally Posted by carrot_flowers

awwwwwwwww, this is the first smile i've had since AF rearer her ugly head.

YOU RICK, TOO!

Awww, YINZ JAGOFFS RICK! :

[carrot_flowers]

all right. here's my bio. i tried to work on it earlier today but i sounded like a d.o.u.c.h.e. here goes nuthin'


Christie. 28. ttc#1

this midwestern eccentric is an english teacher in a sleepy illinois town where she lovingly coexists with a dear boy, two sneaky cats, and a sewing machine; she dreams of adding a little one to the mix with whom she can make play-doh sculptures, rag dolls, and googly eyes.

photo link: http://pics.livejournal.com/jellybea...llery/0000rhce
chart link: http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/22073b (not that i'm charting anymore... hmphhh)

and p.s. : to everyone for uplifting my spirits. i love y'all.

[carrot_flowers]

Originally Posted by binkin

Awww, YINZ JAGOFFS RICK! :

OMG YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FRAKKING SONG.

...never gonna give, never gonna give!



have you seen the family guy where brian sings this song at the dance where lois and peter fell in love? LOVE IT.

[binkin]

carrot_flowers - Dude, I wanted to marry Rick Astley in the 80s.

You are SO CUTE! in those pictures, and I'm not going to ruin it but pfffffffff snort omg drunk stirrer that is PERFECT. Also my glasses are quite similar to yours, I think. Let's be emo together.

[ima-06]

so, um, what happened to the, um, spelunking aspect of the thread?

hi. i'm sort of new here. i'm 32 and i have one little one (almost 2) and am trying to conceive number two after two recent miscarriages. i am going to test on september 18th i think (if i can wait that long). can we go back to talking about spelunking, my favorite, um, hobby?

[carrot_flowers]

Originally Posted by binkin

carrot_flowers - Dude, I wanted to marry Rick Astley in the 80s.

You are SO CUTE! in those pictures, and I'm not going to ruin it but pfffffffff snort omg drunk stirrer that is PERFECT. Also my glasses are quite similar to yours, I think. Let's be emo together.

i'm in.

p.s. what the hell is up with rick astley's sweet dance moves? i'm gonna practice me some of those tonight for a sexy(? ... okay, possibly creepy) strip tease for DH when he gets home! does anyone here have a tan trench coat and/or denim button-down i could borrow for the occasion?

you're super cute, too.


side note: ZEN! sweet cleave shot for the message board, lol. but seriously, your eyes are beaaaauuuutiful!

[zenproofstella]

Originally Posted by binkin

carrot_flowers - Dude, I wanted to marry Rick Astley in the 80s.

You are SO CUTE! in those pictures, and I'm not going to ruin it but pfffffffff snort omg drunk stirrer that is PERFECT. Also my glasses are quite similar to yours, I think. Let's be emo together.

SO DID I. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[binkin]

Originally Posted by ima-06

hi. i'm sort of new here. i'm 32 and i have one little one (almost 2) and am trying to conceive number two after two recent miscarriages. i am going to test on september 18th i think (if i can wait that long). can we go back to talking about spelunking, my favorite, um, hobby?

Hi! I'm sorry about the miscarriages... I haven't gone through one but it's something I fear very much. I plan to test on the 19th but maybe I could be persuaded to bump the date up (if AF doesn't show up tomorrow that is) so we can be test buddes.

Return to spelunking! I shall compose a song for you, I think, because I'm not drunk but I should be. I feel VERY SILLY tonight.

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside you trunk
I'mma sp-sp-sp-sp-spelunk
Get my husband and spelunk
Spelunk, spelunk spelunk spelunk,
spelunk spelunk spelunk
And I pee in a mug, check it out

I drive my husband crazy
We do it on the daily
I'm all like "See this line, here?"
He rolls his eyes like "where, dear?"
Preseed is expensive,
It makes me hypertensive
So I go to Dollar Tree
To buy sticks on which to pee
You did WHAT this morning
No wonder you're not horny
BBT, true religion
I say O but temp keeps dippin'
So I keep on takin'
My temperature each day, and
We can keep on mating
Because we're procreating

[cak1207]

Ok try number 2
Here's my bio

Calia 24 TTC #1
Living in Colorado, Nanny to one little boy, Aunt to 5. Mother to 1 crazy kitten. Published writer, blogger, nature loving, organic eating, mountaing living, free spirit married to her Chiro husband!!!

[peanutbuttercup]

Originally Posted by 2in09

please do, you darling girl! i love the madness! you totally RICK!


Warning to All:

Expect a Drunk Dial from Mrs. 2in09 when next AF arrives.

Originally Posted by 2in09

don't be shy! shine on woman, you're gorgeous!

carrot - i agree - you rick! and 2in09 - hopefully no AF, but if she does come, can't WAIT to see your dial!!

Originally Posted by binkin

Also? Still spotting, yinz guys. And weird pinchy cramps. So either lunch is not agreeing with me AND AF is early, or something else is up, and you know what I hate is that my brain has latched onto the OH MIGHT BE PREGNANT and will NOT let it go. Therefore! I resolve to spend at least part of the evening looking at things that ARE NOT baby-related.

binks - love ya girl. you make me laugh so hard everyday. i am also still spotting!! 5 days now - ouch! what the hell does all this mean???????

Originally Posted by carrot_flowers

all right. here's my bio. i tried to work on it earlier today but i sounded like a d.o.u.c.h.e. here goes nuthin'


Christie. 28. ttc#1

this midwestern eccentric is an english teacher in a sleepy illinois town where she lovingly coexists with a dear boy, two sneaky cats, and a sewing machine; she dreams of adding a little one to the mix with whom she can make play-doh sculptures, rag dolls, and googly eyes.

photo link: http://pics.livejournal.com/jellybea...llery/0000rhce
chart link: http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/22073b (not that i'm charting anymore... hmphhh)

and p.s. : to everyone for uplifting my spirits. i love y'all.

So nice to put a face with your name - you're hilarious!!!!!


Ohhhhh, so not exciting...AFM...I am totally lost, and lsightly DRUNK!! Dh is home tonight so we are cooking a big dinner and having tons of wine. My chart is awful and I have decided IHATE TTC (decided this many times before, but reconfirmed it tonight). Might not even spelunk...feeling very done. No O. Spotting for five days with cramps - the works - the worst!
Zen! Please don't forget me!! I am in - I just need to create my sentence...
Here is my attempt:
AHHHHHH not tonight! I will try in the morning. You should all see the ridiculous things I just wrote!!!!
Maybe you can just attach pic of me, DH, and the other one of DD for now? and maybe chart too? Sorry - so not creative! I will try at 6am when Ruby wakes up!
Love you all and so sorry for being out of the loop. Cant wait to be in it ALL DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!

[minimunklemama]

ZEN

Here's my picture Moi

You all look so cute on your picture.
Great cleavage shot Zen!Those knockers will feed your baby well

[carrot_flowers]

Originally Posted by binkin

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside you trunk
I'mma sp-sp-sp-sp-spelunk
Get my husband and spelunk
Spelunk, spelunk spelunk spelunk,
spelunk spelunk spelunk
And I pee in a mug, check it out

...

yessssssssssssssssssssssss.

YOU RICK TO THE MAX.

[carrot_flowers]

Originally Posted by peanutbuttercup

carrot - i agree - you rick! and 2in09 - hopefully no AF, but if she does come, can't WAIT to see your dial!!

Ohhhhh, so not exciting...AFM...I am totally lost, and lsightly DRUNK!! Dh is home tonight so we are cooking a big dinner and having tons of wine. My chart is awful and I have decided IHATE TTC (decided this many times before, but reconfirmed it tonight). Might not even spelunk...feeling very done. No O. Spotting for five days with cramps - the works - the worst!
Zen! Please don't forget me!! I am in - I just need to create my sentence...
Here is my attempt:
AHHHHHH not tonight! I will try in the morning. You should all see the ridiculous things I just wrote!!!!
Maybe you can just attach pic of me, DH, and the other one of DD for now? and maybe chart too? Sorry - so not creative! I will try at 6am when Ruby wakes up!
Love you all and so sorry for being out of the loop. Cant wait to be in it ALL DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!

yeah for throwing caution to the wind and havin' "tons of wine." you and your DH are gorgeous!!!! geez. not to mention your beautiful daughter - love her name, too!

[carrot_flowers]

Originally Posted by minimunklemama

ZEN

Here's my picture Moi

You all look so cute on your picture.
Great cleavage shot Zen!Those knockers will feed your baby well

OMG you're gorgeous, too!

my, my, we are one superhot crowd of ttcers.