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PSA: If you're ever sending flour through the mail...  

post #1 of 20
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...be sure to seal it tightly in a ziploc bag!

Otherwise the post office goes a little crazy when they see "white powder" leaking out of the box.

The story from my end:

Kathy (KJBrown) from this board offered to mail me some light buckwheat flour. I knew she sent it out last Friday. So on Monday afternoon, my doorbell rings and it's our mail-carrier-lady at the door. She hands me a box and says, "Your package created quite a stir down at the post office. It had to be quarantined and tested because there was white powder leaking out." She points to the taped bottom edge of the box where there is a bunch of white powder caught up in the clear packing tape.

Feeling like I'm being accused of something terrible, I quickly say "Oh my gosh! It's just buckwheat flour. I can't have regular wheat so my friend got my some buckwheat flour from Maine!"

Mail-carrier-lady says, "Yeah, that's what the lab report said. Flour." She points to Kathy's name and return address on the label and says, "As far as I know, most Anthrax terrorists don't use a return address." She seems very amused by the whole thing.

She then asks if I'm gluten-intolerant, and proceeds to stand on my front porch for half an hour telling me all about her medical problems and how she's being tested for gluten intolerance, and asking me what I eat, etc. I try to tell her everything useful I can think to tell her about gluten intolerance and allergies and leaky gut and digestive enzymes and so on. I can't help but think that there are no coincidences, and maybe the whole purpose of the flour leaking out was for me to have this conversation with this women, to help her.

Kathy will have to tell you the story from her end. We have been laughing all week about the leaky flour box.
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post #3 of 20
Awesome story! I can't wait to hear from Kathy!
post #4 of 20
I'm asleep (it is morning after all) and the phone rings at 5:30am. DH is on night shift so I assume it's him telling me he's working late or something. And some guy says his name and he's a postal inspector in Chicago. I said, "And you're calling me at 5:30 in the morning?" (I was slightly out of it, to say the least). And he says, very seriously, "When a white powder is leaking out of a box, ma'am, we'll call at whatever time we need to" (or something to that effect). And I start babbling, "But it's buckwheat flour. I got it in NY, and I was mailing it to my gluten-intolerant friend in Michigan, and it must have broke..." And he said that was fine, they had to check it out. I thought it was pretty good that they tracked me down so easily. And I guess I'm glad I put my return address on it, or else WildIris never would have gotten the flour! It would have ended up on some HazMat pile with a man in an EnviroSuit carefully putting red biohazard labels all over it!!
post #5 of 20
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Originally Posted by kjbrown92 View Post
It would have ended up on some HazMat pile with a man in an EnviroSuit carefully putting red biohazard labels all over it!!
I kid you not, DH came home yesterday with a red biohazard label for me to mail to you -- in case you want to send me more flour.
post #6 of 20
This is a GREAT story. I love it.
post #7 of 20
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I should add that yesterday I was talking on the phone to a Celiac friend who lives here in the same small Michigan town as me, and I started to tell her about how the mail-carrier-lady showed up at my door with the box-- when before I could even get the story out, my friend interrupted me and said, "The box with the white powder? That was YOU?"

Somehow she had already heard about it! News travels fast in a small town. I half expected to see it in the paper this week, but nope, nothing yet.

I'm all out of safe (corn free) coffee and was half considering ordering some directly from Costa Rica, but now I'm scared of what the postal people might think. First a box leaking white powder...then a mysterious little package from Costa Rica... my name might get put onto a watch list somewhere.
post #8 of 20
Too funny!

Gotta watch out for kathy, dontcha know.

aaaaand what was that about corn-free coffee? coffee is x-contaminated with corn now? yikes. good thing we only buy organic & free-trade coffee beans these days. sheesh.
post #9 of 20
I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but it bears repeating.

Corn is in E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

I just added a couple more link on my blog to some good corn-free blogs. And I actually read something about corn and coffee today... let me see if I can find it. Something about instant coffee being dusted with cornstarch on the conveyor belts, and corn in the Starbucks paper cups... Oh- and how a lot of Organic Valley dairy products are contaminated with corn. (Not that I have to worry, being dairy free too.)

I can't find it now... but here's the one about Organic Valley. I think the coffee one was somewhere in this blog too.
post #10 of 20
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Originally Posted by changingseasons View Post
I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but it bears repeating.

Corn is in E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

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Yup.

http://www.amazon.com/King-Corn-Mich...4303840&sr=8-1
post #11 of 20
I just watched that movie!! Very interesting stuff.

Sorry... totally derailing the thread here.
post #12 of 20
OMG!!!!

So now WildIris is known throughout her small town as a sleeper terrorist???!!! That is just too much. Amazing the stir we create just seeking food, hey??
post #13 of 20
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! This is just the laugh I needed, sitting here at 2 am and really needing to be asleep but impaired by a sinus headache! :
post #14 of 20
oh, my goodness that is too funny!
post #15 of 20
I live in a small town too (and live across the street from the PO). Luckily the news that I'm a terrorist hasn't made it back to CT, so the PO people haven't said anything to me about the flour. I just mailed 3 (very innocuous) packages yesterdsay so they would have said something if they knew. They look like suburban housewives, but ....

I drink organic rooibas tea. Hopefully that doesn't have corn in it. Anyone want me to mail tea leaves to them? Gee, what would THAT look like!
post #16 of 20
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Originally Posted by kjbrown92 View Post
I drink organic rooibas tea. Hopefully that doesn't have corn in it. Anyone want me to mail tea leaves to them? Gee, what would THAT look like!
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post #17 of 20
Thread Starter 
About corn in coffee and tea: I know tea bags can be a problem (bleaching, cornstarch) and even loose tea sometimes is treated with corny stuff. I buy organic cut herbs and make tea from that.

About coffee, here's a link explaining some of the causes of corn in coffee:

http://no-corn.blogspot.com/2006/08/...in-coffee.html
post #18 of 20
This is better than a movie:
post #19 of 20
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Originally Posted by WildIris View Post
About corn in coffee and tea: I know tea bags can be a problem (bleaching, cornstarch) and even loose tea sometimes is treated with corny stuff. I buy organic cut herbs and make tea from that.

About coffee, here's a link explaining some of the causes of corn in coffee:

http://no-corn.blogspot.com/2006/08/...in-coffee.html
Thanks- that was the one I was looking for that I read yesterday!
post #20 of 20
Wow. That corn blog post about coffee was crazy.

But, see? Everything is okay in moderation!
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