I found this cute little poem from an email from a friend, I figured it would make the mamas here smile: 
Poem
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I have a little problem it'called a fabric stash
My husband doesn't know it, but it cost a lot of cash
It started out as remnant pieces I bought from a shop
But then became addictive and I really couln't stop.
Fat eights became fat quarters, two metres became three
And when I purchased a whole bolt, I thought psychiatry.
I couln't pass a patchwork place I had to go and see
if there were any matching pieces inside the shop for me.
So hubby starts to realize one cupboard becomes two
He'll ban me from the fabric stores to keep our marriage true.
So I sit at my computer while I'm banished to the house
But he'll have to hide the Visa 'cause I can click the mouse.
There isn't any moral to this tale of fabric woe
children grow and leave you and husbands come and go
Enjoy your fabric frenzy, it isn't any sin
Remember the old saying "she who dies with the most fabric...wins"
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Enjoy your Friday, Mamas!

Poem
In case the link doesn't work:
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I have a little problem it'called a fabric stash
My husband doesn't know it, but it cost a lot of cash
It started out as remnant pieces I bought from a shop
But then became addictive and I really couln't stop.
Fat eights became fat quarters, two metres became three
And when I purchased a whole bolt, I thought psychiatry.
I couln't pass a patchwork place I had to go and see
if there were any matching pieces inside the shop for me.
So hubby starts to realize one cupboard becomes two
He'll ban me from the fabric stores to keep our marriage true.
So I sit at my computer while I'm banished to the house
But he'll have to hide the Visa 'cause I can click the mouse.
There isn't any moral to this tale of fabric woe
children grow and leave you and husbands come and go
Enjoy your fabric frenzy, it isn't any sin
Remember the old saying "she who dies with the most fabric...wins"
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Enjoy your Friday, Mamas!


I get packages of fabric all of the time that I forgot I even bought, it's almost like christmas once a week!
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