you KNOW you've spent too much time on elimination diets and reading allergy boards, when you are getting *ahem* intimate with your DH, he kisses you with passion, and the thought runs through you head:
"OMG what did he eat for dinner?! What if he is cross-contaminating me!!"


The end. And my DH would kill me if he knew A) I thought that, and B) I broadcasted about our love life over the internet to strangers....
"OMG what did he eat for dinner?! What if he is cross-contaminating me!!"


The end. And my DH would kill me if he knew A) I thought that, and B) I broadcasted about our love life over the internet to strangers....









