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BelovedK
02-19-2006, 08:21 AM
Write something from the perspective of an inanimate object. It can be anything, but use the POV of the object.
my2girlsmama
02-22-2006, 10:20 AM
Click on. Click off. Click on. Click off. Click, click, click.
Do these people have nothing better to do? Stop touching me! I mean really, staring blankly half the time, ignoring but for sound, loudly shaping the room and all its aura, the rest. Sigh. Why not just leave well enough alone, I mean, hey, you're children would do well to just sit and not touch me. Everytime one of them touches me I wince, those sticky syrup-laced chocolate-chunk fingers grabbing at me, fighting for me, changing what it is they want. Over and over again.
Makes one go batty it does.
And don't get me started on the man of the house. PLEASE! Someone tell this guy to go to bed! At least put me down, don't cling to me like a lifeboat survivor clinging to their last moments, like a child (ironically his children) in desperation. Click, click, click. CHOOSE ONE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this issue with losing me. How difficult is it to place me somewhere safe, up high, away from those meddling dirty fingered kids and that stupid green eyed feline that dares to touch me, adding insult to injury!
Nope. Most of the day it's just click, click, and click some more. Their prints all up on me, making me seethe in anger for being stirred from my peaceful state.
Waiting for the day the batteries die.
kokonutmama
02-22-2006, 06:26 PM
But when your battery dies, they'll start whacking you on furniture to make you work again. :p
BelovedK
02-23-2006, 09:37 PM
:lol :lol :lol
my2girlsmama
02-24-2006, 08:50 AM
Glad my writing is so damn amusing.
travelinmom
02-24-2006, 01:09 PM
That was good. You put enough info to get what it is without coming right out and saying it. :lol Never thought about it like that, poor thing. I bet it really hates to get dunked into a glass of milk.
my2girlsmama
02-24-2006, 02:09 PM
LOL..ours is usually hidden in sofa etc..............just came to mind when I read prompt.
BelovedK
02-24-2006, 10:26 PM
That was good. You put enough info to get what it is without coming right out and saying it. :lol Never thought about it like that, poor thing. I bet it really hates to get dunked into a glass of milk.
That's what I meant.
moonrosebud
02-28-2006, 11:51 PM
whorlwind noise
the sound prickles back and forth
unending
lights dim and fade
spark!
light and dark
unending
the neon flashes green and dark
open 24 hours
veggiemomma
03-03-2006, 09:29 AM
whorlwind noise
the sound prickles back and forth
unending
lights dim and fade
spark!
light and dark
unending
the neon flashes green and dark
open 24 hours
MRB -- that is really beautiful. Reminds me exactly of a doughnut sign near where I work.
moonrosebud
03-04-2006, 11:02 AM
Hi Veggiemomma.
Now that's really amazing, as this image I have written about is exactly that...a neon sign from a donut shop! WOW!
:lol
BelovedK
03-04-2006, 05:31 PM
you're making me hungry:lol :lol
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