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Wow, well, I've been thinking about this all afternoon since I saw "The Doctors".

 

So, they were talking about personal grooming, ahem, and they showed a segment on a vagi-acial.  Basically, it was like a facial for your bikini area.  The discussion involved things like proper grooming is part of good health. 

 

I don't want this to be a discussion about health.  I was just wondering who among us might actually consider having a vagi-cial involving things like moisturizing, exfoliating, mango-papaya masks...etc. 

 

Discuss...

 

I have issues with the implications about grooming choices. 

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I have enough visible areas on my body that need attention and grooming.  I don't have the time, money or inclination to have someone trying to make me more pretty down there!  Seems a little strange...


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If someone else was paying...

 

but really no, that's just plain strange to me.


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I've only caught parts of this show once or twice because it was on while we were visiting my Mom- but I felt like in every segment they were trying to sell something under the guise that it was doctor recommended... 


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I don't even do regular facials for crying out loud!  Why on earth would I put effort into doing it down there?  LOL

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Um... I'm not sure I even have the right parts to get a vagi-cial.


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Um... I'm not sure I even have the right parts to get a vagi-cial.



 

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You could still get a "facial" in the same general area though MD.


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You could still get a "facial" in the same general area though MD.

 

I could, but I'd really rather not.
 


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oh come on MD you could always get a peni-cial. 

 

only if i was a porn star and that was written into my contract. 


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biglaugh.gif No. I'm really not ok with strangers grooming any part of me...and even if I was, "vagi-acial" sounds too much like an oozing rash or an intimate act for me to ask for one with a straight face.

 

Now I'm gonna go lie awake trying to think what the male version of that would be. 

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No.  I don't even get facials because i can't handle a stranger being all up in and touching my face.  I'm guessing having them doing the same to my genitals would NOT be a comfortable experience for me.

 

Seriously, this goes along with My New Pink Button and anal bleaching in the "People will pay for ANYTHING" category!

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No.  I don't even get facials because i can't handle a stranger being all up in and touching my face.  I'm guessing having them doing the same to my genitals would NOT be a comfortable experience for me.

 

Seriously, this goes along with My New Pink Button and anal bleaching in the "People will pay for ANYTHING" category!



Don't forget the lovely vajazzle.


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Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  MD you wicked man!  You made me google!

 

I seem to go for Nature's vajazzle.  Or "razor rash" as i sometimes call it....
 

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No.  I don't even get facials because i can't handle a stranger being all up in and touching my face.  I'm guessing having them doing the same to my genitals would NOT be a comfortable experience for me.

 

Seriously, this goes along with My New Pink Button and anal bleaching in the "People will pay for ANYTHING" category!



Don't forget the lovely vajazzle.



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That's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard of. In fact, I definitely could have lived quite happily for the rest of my life never knowing such a thing existed.
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I forgot to mention, MD, the male version is called a "pubi-acial".  In case you were still interested.  FIREdevil.gif

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No. The best thing I ever did for the skin on my face was to stop putting stuff on it, INCLUDING soap, make up, etc... The last thing I would ever want or need to do is slather strange stuff on my vulva. She's perfect already.


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Um... I'm not sure I even have the right parts to get a vagi-cial.



 Sorry, soap on a rope for you LOL

 

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Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  MD you wicked man!  You made me google!

 

I seem to go for Nature's vajazzle.  Or "razor rash" as i sometimes call it....
 

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No.  I don't even get facials because i can't handle a stranger being all up in and touching my face.  I'm guessing having them doing the same to my genitals would NOT be a comfortable experience for me.

 

Seriously, this goes along with My New Pink Button and anal bleaching in the "People will pay for ANYTHING" category!



Don't forget the lovely vajazzle.


 


Yeah I googled it the first time I heard about it. Then I cried... The thread is somewhere on MDC.


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Um... I'm not sure I even have the right parts to get a vagi-cial.



 Sorry, soap on a rope for you LOL

 

Rhianna

 

I am perfectly fine with that. Soap on a rope is fun.
 


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Unless they're inserting stuff, shouldn't it really be called a vulvacial? lol.gif


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Unless they're inserting stuff, shouldn't it really be called a vulvacial? lol.gif



I had the same thought, except isn't it actually on the mons? Or is that considered part of the whole vulva area?

 

In case anybody cared about my position ... let's say say that I have MILLIONS of things that I consider higher priority for me to spend my time on and MILLIONS of things I consider higher priority to spend my money on. Maybe BILLIONS. I mean like... an ant farm is higher priority. An acorn cracker. Honestly, one of those gadgets that let me pee standing up is a higher priority foor me.

 

Personally, I think it's just one of many examples of people inventing a need to make money. And clearly we're getting desperate in the search of needs to invent.


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That's a much catchier name! And no, I wouldn't get either one. I can't even begin to imagine why anyone would.

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I don't even find the money to splurge on a facial (which I would like to do some day) so there's no way I'd waste it on a "vagacial".  I could think of many more ways to better spend that cash!


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I have reconsidered and decided i WOULD get the vagacial....on the day when i was going to clip a jewelled veil into my pubic hair, squat-hop down an aisle and have my vulva "marry" DH's penis in an official ceremony WITH a photographer.  Which will be happening on the 10th of Never.  Invitations are in the mail.

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I had a horrible thought this morning about this thread....

 

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i have to say that I'm really enjoying this thread:)

 

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Yes, if someone else was paying. I'm pretty big on DIY grooming/taking care off and I don't make exception for something as dear as my vulva. I'd feel strange neglecting those parts of me.  


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biglaugh.gif No. I'm really not ok with strangers grooming any part of me...and even if I was, "vagi-acial" sounds too much like an oozing rash or an intimate act for me to ask for one with a straight face.

 

Now I'm gonna go lie awake trying to think what the male version of that would be. 

You mean, like "Vagisil"?
 

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