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#1 of 12 Old 05-01-2003, 03:48 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Poor Little Ari
So misunderstood
When he tells us lies
it’s for our own good
Giving the news a
political spin
Oh lookout people
he’s lying again

Sad little Ari
What is the truth?
Show me some pictures
What about proof?
Don’t get so angry
you sad little man
What’s the agenda?
What’s the real plan?

Oh little Ari
Please tell me straight
Show me some evidence
Don’t make me wait
I want to know
What’s the real deal?
No matter how
it might make me feel

Do you know Ari?
The truth that you hide
Did Cheney tell you?
Did Georgie confide?
Are we just too simple?
Too mentally slow?
Please tell me Ari
I want to know

What about Wolfy?
Does he pull the strings?
Does he make you say
all those dishonest things?
Sad little Ari
Poor little chap
Can’t find your butt
if you’re handed a map

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#2 of 12 Old 05-01-2003, 03:57 PM
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Ooh! I was hoping secretly that you would write a brilliant bit about Arrogant Ari and here it is!

You rock, madmax.

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Interesting.

I've actually known Ari for a few years. He'd find this pretty funny, I think.

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Just tell him not to put me on any lists, I don't want to end up in some prison for non-combatants.
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:LOL
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Alright don't get jealous or anything - but I don't see him EVER over here - and I rarely read anything about him, and have seen just a few pictures overs the years . . .
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Thanks, I'm working on others as well, possibly something on the lines of " A Wolfowitz in Sheeps Clothing", or maybe "Condescenda, where does it enda?"
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That's the best laugh I've had all week, madmax. Definitely do the Condi one. I beg you.

Time to make some money off of your incredible gift, my friend.
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Oh, and if Larry Flynt does find the 'Naked Party' tape with the allegedly nude Barbara Bush, you must do a piece on that.
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Consider it done. But I wouldn't do it for the money, just getting this goat-roper out of office would be payment enough.
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Arie is my son's name, and I like that name.

My son likes his name, too.

We think that Ari Fleischer should change his name.

"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic."
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Maybe you should ask him to. I always carried a weird feeling about Reagan sharing the same birthday as me but I don't think you can change that..

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